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Mr Bob Knife
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Keep You Safe Club, 91-96, 03-18. Microsoft refugee 96-04. Helped launch MSN, Expedia, MSNBC, Slate, and tons of awful stuff. I have bad jokes. Will use.
This reads like a pitchbot
January 12, 2026 at 11:46 AM
He uses the little boy urinal
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
A lot.
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The "we" is tragically small compared to need.
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
And yet most of us do nothing. Maybe protest one Saturday afternoon every four months.

The world sees that too.
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Are you a real person or an Eliza bot?
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Whatapussy
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ultrarunning race registrations. Same. Same.
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Dude. It sounds like when Michael told Fredo he was safe "as long as Mother is still alive"
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I mean. Damn.
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ok but hold up. She's not a little kid anymore. Whoa.
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We tried that.
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
He thought it was Mortician Addams because brother, they look dead, embalmed, and make upped.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He also destroyed the USFL, the only league that remotely competed against the NFL for top talent since the end of the AFL
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
But now we have a new slogan. "You can't spell police without ICE". I mean, it doesn't mean anything but it is a slogan.

"It's just a contraction for police. P'ICE. Sounds like peace not vice"
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The good news is that the new season is entertaining and different enough to hold my interest. But yeah, 4 years of show time have passed since the series premiered what feels like 30 years ago.

I've only noticed one real ouch 80s reference mistake this season so far.
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nah. It's set in 1987. The first season was 1983. Supposedly all of this has happened in 4 years
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Looking good Billy Ray
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I can answer this for you now.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I know we will get a lot more pajamas, but I hope people lean into steam punk. Some mad max type crap. And Tom Petty's coachman (stubby top hat)
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Triangle perms were the best
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
All day long he biddy biddy bum
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
When you say it, are you a may-YO-nnaise or a man-naise?
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM