Mr Bob Knife
@bobknife.bsky.social
Keep You Safe Club, 91-96, 03-18. Microsoft refugee 96-04. Helped launch MSN, Expedia, MSNBC, Slate, and tons of awful stuff. I have bad jokes. Will use.
Johnny will return in Avengers: Doomsday (2026)
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Johnny will return in Avengers: Doomsday (2026)
Well we will always have this
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Well we will always have this
Everyone talking about Head in Hand. But for me, it's everyone else in this shot.
"THIS FUCKIN GUY..."
"THIS FUCKIN GUY..."
October 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Everyone talking about Head in Hand. But for me, it's everyone else in this shot.
"THIS FUCKIN GUY..."
"THIS FUCKIN GUY..."
We are fucking lost.
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We are fucking lost.
Former early 20-something camp counselor in Central Texas (right after Comfort) to today's counselors being forced into hearing all the FAFO stuff: we see you. We know your heroism. Take care of yourselves knowing that you did your best. People are mad and shocked, rightfully so. It isn't you.
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Former early 20-something camp counselor in Central Texas (right after Comfort) to today's counselors being forced into hearing all the FAFO stuff: we see you. We know your heroism. Take care of yourselves knowing that you did your best. People are mad and shocked, rightfully so. It isn't you.
"Shipping and handling"
May 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Shipping and handling"
I'm sad this person turned off replies because I REALLY wanted to know what she doompity did
April 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm sad this person turned off replies because I REALLY wanted to know what she doompity did
Pitchbot wept.
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March 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Pitchbot wept.
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First off, more of this please. Let's show each other we are not alone.
And sooner or later, we are going to have to get our hands dirty.
Dems should atop the fake "bipartisanship". They don't want to play with you.
And sooner or later, we are going to have to get our hands dirty.
Dems should atop the fake "bipartisanship". They don't want to play with you.
March 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
First off, more of this please. Let's show each other we are not alone.
And sooner or later, we are going to have to get our hands dirty.
Dems should atop the fake "bipartisanship". They don't want to play with you.
And sooner or later, we are going to have to get our hands dirty.
Dems should atop the fake "bipartisanship". They don't want to play with you.
Good morning
You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs
You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs
January 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Good morning
You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs
You can no longer search the Democrat tag on Instagram. You can still search republican and Maga. How about dem eggs
This aggression will not stand, man.
December 8, 2024 at 9:33 PM
This aggression will not stand, man.
No thanks, Amazon.
December 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM
No thanks, Amazon.
The pickle is sad her mom is gone. She has to spend Thanksgiving with dad.
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
The pickle is sad her mom is gone. She has to spend Thanksgiving with dad.
Today's example of how AI can really screw up and why chiding people "you could have googled this" is silly. According to google, Jack Bauer killed... nobody... during 24. Sure, Jan. Google, you suck.
November 25, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Today's example of how AI can really screw up and why chiding people "you could have googled this" is silly. According to google, Jack Bauer killed... nobody... during 24. Sure, Jan. Google, you suck.
That time I was in a running magazine.
November 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
That time I was in a running magazine.
Right before it went belly up, Washington Mutual had a very spendy multimedia ad campaign based around the word "woohoo", including a Homer-ish voice actor exclaiming woohoo.
BUT HERE'S THE THING. The print ads spelled it "whohoo".
Da fuq? I will go to my grave pronouncing it hoo hoo
BUT HERE'S THE THING. The print ads spelled it "whohoo".
Da fuq? I will go to my grave pronouncing it hoo hoo
November 22, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Right before it went belly up, Washington Mutual had a very spendy multimedia ad campaign based around the word "woohoo", including a Homer-ish voice actor exclaiming woohoo.
BUT HERE'S THE THING. The print ads spelled it "whohoo".
Da fuq? I will go to my grave pronouncing it hoo hoo
BUT HERE'S THE THING. The print ads spelled it "whohoo".
Da fuq? I will go to my grave pronouncing it hoo hoo
My wife was vouge-ing in her sleep.
November 12, 2024 at 12:54 PM
My wife was vouge-ing in her sleep.
I see you. I hope your day was good. Free Applebee's and Chili's. Screw Chipotle. Check on your brothers and sisters. Some of us are suffering.
November 12, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I see you. I hope your day was good. Free Applebee's and Chili's. Screw Chipotle. Check on your brothers and sisters. Some of us are suffering.
I'm not in anyone's starter pack, but I'm funny. Despite this stuff.
To all my brothers and sisters, a knowing nod. Look out for each other. Some of us are struggling.
To all my brothers and sisters, a knowing nod. Look out for each other. Some of us are struggling.
November 11, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I'm not in anyone's starter pack, but I'm funny. Despite this stuff.
To all my brothers and sisters, a knowing nod. Look out for each other. Some of us are struggling.
To all my brothers and sisters, a knowing nod. Look out for each other. Some of us are struggling.
CONTEXT IS IMPORTANT. A provisional vote is not a magic super vote. Know the rules in your state. Provisional means it'll get tossed unless you give them a reason to count it. Here in Indiana, you are on the clock to fix the issue. Yall stop posting this without context. Otherwise, it's just smug.
October 22, 2024 at 2:30 PM
CONTEXT IS IMPORTANT. A provisional vote is not a magic super vote. Know the rules in your state. Provisional means it'll get tossed unless you give them a reason to count it. Here in Indiana, you are on the clock to fix the issue. Yall stop posting this without context. Otherwise, it's just smug.
Remember when we all got to awe photos of the Nirvana baby grown up? Every picture of JD Vance looks like he's saying "oh yeah? I was the Billion Dollar Baby."
July 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Remember when we all got to awe photos of the Nirvana baby grown up? Every picture of JD Vance looks like he's saying "oh yeah? I was the Billion Dollar Baby."
Gotta like that the brain trust of Twitter decided the icon for "grok" (their AI thing) is the universal symbol for NO
March 26, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Gotta like that the brain trust of Twitter decided the icon for "grok" (their AI thing) is the universal symbol for NO