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bobdobbs.bsky.social
@bobdobbs.bsky.social
I do awful things to systems and pixels
The doom is so sparkling I think my neck has forgotten bow to relax.
June 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
pope needs to declare communion is now a chicago handshake

Deep dish is the body of christ and malort is his blood
(old style is just to stay hydrated)

i’d convert. spend my sunday morning drinking chicago handshakes and eating deep dish. lets do this. praise jesus and pass the parmesan
May 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
it’s only a war plan if it comes from
the war plan section of the pentagon… otherwise its just sparkling aggression
March 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Tech broligarchs failed to follow the basic rule…. never get high on your own supply. and now it’s everyone’s problem.
March 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Chuck Schumer would have helped load the trains.
March 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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MAGA is big mad that some entitled chick was kicked out of a bar.

These same people were screeching that a baker didn’t have to bake a cake for a gay couple.

🙄
March 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Donald Trump says black with a hard K and DEI with a hard R.
March 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
vegetables aren’t real. they’re just culinary vibes
March 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Man why can’t we get the good fascist despots. Where is Dr. Doom with the universal healthcare and order.

We got a fascist oligarchy from temu and god is it stupid.

Tyranny of the proudly stupid.
February 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I rarely watch football but I usually catch the superbowl.

Hands down the best halftime show ever.

Master class in subversive art. No notes. So good.
February 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
beat Dragon Age: Veilguard and 100% achievements. and yeah. the game sure did end… I guess. Immediately uninstalled it. I regret it exists.
January 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Nothing turns a liberal into a fascist faster than a paper straw
December 27, 2024 at 1:17 AM
DragonAge: Veilguard is truly some of the most inept video game writing I have suffered through
December 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
DragonAge: Veilguard is terrible writing … and gameplay… and level design. but out of a nostalgia to the first three..I’ll still beat it. But god this writing is bad
December 16, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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the thing is this is the most obvious shit imaginable if you're not jesse singal, the racist wizard book lady, most of the british press and nyt editors
February 7, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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Fuck the police.
The NYPD has clarified that the victim is not a migrant. And in true NYPD fashion, they have given HIM a summons for disorderly conduct while not taking any apparent action against Sliwa’s gang. apnews.com/article/guar...
February 8, 2024 at 4:30 AM
After an entire day of being subjected to talks about the cloud all I can say is…. the cloud is good. the cloud is great. we surrender our will as of this date.
February 8, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
February 8, 2024 at 3:42 AM
February 7, 2024 at 9:27 AM