After listening to Republicans accuse school teachers of forcing their liberal views on students, my child’s teacher required all members of the band to participate in the investiture of our Republican governor & the folks who echoed the GOP indoctrination of students narrative said nothing.

Commentary: Tariffs raise prices. After a bout with historic global inflation, consumers are exhausted with high prices. We can all agree with that part. But there is a word for thinking that raising prices will actually lower them. Anyone? Anyone?

Imagine being so fucking insecure that you:

1. Win the election
2. Win the popular vote
3. Have people literally chanting your name like you're Dear Leader

....and you go still want to go after a fucking pollster who came out with a bad poll?

Sure, it's fascist, but its also just fucking sad.

Mahamat Djouma is one of the millions displaced by the civil war in Sudan. He is part of an especially vulnerable group — unaccompanied minors. Here is his story.

The data underlying this and similar graphs are publicly available at www.tycho.pitt.edu. Digitized data from health departments around the country. See also NEJM "Contagious Diseases in the United States from 1888
to the Present" 2013.

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Opinion - Enablers, profit-mongers and blind believers sent Trump back to the White House: Nobody wants to be on a dictator’s bad side, and given the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling on presidental immunity, Mr. Trump will be nothing if not a strongman

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The United Kingdom today reported an additional case of the new variant of mpox, an infectious viral disease that can cause high fever, a painful rash and death, bringing the number of confirmed cases in the country to four.