*nodding my head in agreement*

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Can you imagine? At a shithole off Braker and Lamar, nonetheless.

This is a dude who’s getting his first visit from the tooth fairy. (And if the chapped lip fairy could pop by too, that would be great)

This is as wholesome as I can start an account. Snow angel in 1/16” of snow.