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None of the animals I designed and invented are at the zoo. Do they even check the suggestion box?
April 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
None of the animals I designed and invented are at the zoo. Do they even check the suggestion box?
I’ll do a lot for a woman I love, but I’ll do even more for a woman I Know loves me.
March 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’ll do a lot for a woman I love, but I’ll do even more for a woman I Know loves me.
On International Women's Day, I honor the incredible women in my life for their invaluable support, endless love, and inspiring strength. Wishing you a day filled with love, respect, and appreciation!
March 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
On International Women's Day, I honor the incredible women in my life for their invaluable support, endless love, and inspiring strength. Wishing you a day filled with love, respect, and appreciation!
This is how I take my breakfast...
February 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is how I take my breakfast...
I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
February 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
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Well, well, well...🙄
January 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well, well, well...🙄
I would like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something.
January 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I would like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something.
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.
January 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.
When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.
January 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.
Whenever someone says they have "a thing" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony.
January 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Whenever someone says they have "a thing" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony.
My best before date is fast approaching.
December 28, 2024 at 1:38 PM
My best before date is fast approaching.
I'm going to start dating single moms because they always have snacks and are used to disappointment.
December 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I'm going to start dating single moms because they always have snacks and are used to disappointment.
I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep.
December 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep.
Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
December 14, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
Me: I'm still tired from all that crossfit this morning.
My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
December 9, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Me: I'm still tired from all that crossfit this morning.
My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
It's sad how just one person's rejection of you can nullify 100 other people's compliments in your own mind.
December 6, 2024 at 12:27 PM
It's sad how just one person's rejection of you can nullify 100 other people's compliments in your own mind.
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
December 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Funny because true.
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A lady got mad at me for breastfeeding in public but I didn’t know he was her husband.
November 24, 2024 at 7:49 PM
A lady got mad at me for breastfeeding in public but I didn’t know he was her husband.
I'm an overrated 2 but I'm funny...(looking).
November 25, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I'm an overrated 2 but I'm funny...(looking).
What's your sleep style? like for instance I sleep in the fetal position and my ex slept with a boy named Josh.
November 25, 2024 at 12:32 PM
What's your sleep style? like for instance I sleep in the fetal position and my ex slept with a boy named Josh.