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Slightly used Venezuelan oil tanker.

"Scratch & dent" special. Minor rust, major geopolitical baggage. $50M OBO.

Must pick up in international waters. No lowballers, I know what I (allegedly) have. 🛢️🚢💨

#Venezuelan
I feel you, pal. I feel you…
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don’t bet on it. Those files gonna have more redacted Sharpie ink than Office Depot.
December 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That make me snort Diet Cola! Dammit, Onion!!!😂
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The proper term is piracy. And there’s international laws against it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fair point.
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
1/3 of the MAGA base is dumber.
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Isn’t that the name of a Conway Twitty song?
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me too.
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reposted by Bob-a-lob
Orange Julius is holding rallies around the theme: “Make America Affordable Again.” Judging by the news footage I saw of the turnout, & the cheering MAGA idiots, they’re falling for it hook, line, and sinker. Sadly, 1/3 of the populace (MAGA) is lost and another 1/3rd doesn’t pay attention to deets.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Orange Julius is holding rallies around the theme: “Make America Affordable Again.” Judging by the news footage I saw of the turnout, & the cheering MAGA idiots, they’re falling for it hook, line, and sinker. Sadly, 1/3 of the populace (MAGA) is lost and another 1/3rd doesn’t pay attention to deets.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yup - oil rich area. It’s greed and grift.
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM