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🔥 FIRE SALE 🔥

Slightly used Venezuelan oil tanker.

"Scratch & dent" special. Minor rust, major geopolitical baggage. $50M OBO.

Must pick up in international waters. No lowballers, I know what I (allegedly) have. 🛢️🚢💨

#Venezuelan
Bob’s Closeouts can’t keep up! My latest deal is ready to accept bids!

#Venezuela #piracy
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just in time for Christmas! My latest deal is up! #AlinaHabba
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My December deal is up!
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just drove past one lone protestor on Division St., standing on the corner with a sign shouting: “Epstein | Trump | Maxwell | Scandal Coverup!” Despite agreeing with the message, that's next-level commitment. I don't have the energy to be a 1-man protest in the snow and cold! 🥶 #Spokane #Nuts
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Spotted in the wild: 1 dumbass. #MAGA
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Current #mood:
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My latest deal is up. Just in time for the holidays! #UsedBoats
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
She is, however, strong like bull.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Two of the six are retiring: Shaheem & Durbin. The party has been a neutered joke for at least 15 years. Take off yer rose colored glasses and read another link. Also, suck it.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Answer: the shaft.
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My latest deal is up.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This should be framed and placed in the National Gallery (assuming we still have one). Secretary of Health, RFK Kr. Running away from a medical emergency while President Dump’s OS reboots. #DonaldTrump #republicans #fainting
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
1,000% true. #leadership
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
October 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bob Enterprises has the latest hot deal posted! I’m gonna be so rich! @fritzferr.bsky.social @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Trump’s Whitehouse renovations look great! 🍔🍟 #ballroom #whitehouse
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The latest deal from Bob Enterprises is up! I take Trump Bitcoin, IOUs, and checks! @fritzferr.bsky.social @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM