Boatvan
@boatvan.bsky.social
Mediocre 16 Star Offline runner on hiatus
@speedruns.bsky.social fan/mod
Serial lurker in many Speedrun channels
Obscure/Inaccessible music enjoyer
Mosh Retirement
IT Professional IRL
@speedruns.bsky.social fan/mod
Serial lurker in many Speedrun channels
Obscure/Inaccessible music enjoyer
Mosh Retirement
IT Professional IRL
One of the best Mario clips out there. I think that was like almost exactly 5 years ago now, jeez
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the best Mario clips out there. I think that was like almost exactly 5 years ago now, jeez
Me too. One time he told Mario to "just get the fucking star dude" and Mario got the star. I think Lunarjump was somewhere in there too. Good times
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me too. One time he told Mario to "just get the fucking star dude" and Mario got the star. I think Lunarjump was somewhere in there too. Good times
Making one's political views a personality trait is so cringe. Especially in the workplace
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Making one's political views a personality trait is so cringe. Especially in the workplace
Sometimes I wish Slurm was real. Same with Purple Flurp. Great costume BTW
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sometimes I wish Slurm was real. Same with Purple Flurp. Great costume BTW
Kids these days have it so easy
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Kids these days have it so easy
Unfortunately these days, games are no longer released in an optimized state. It seems lucky that it isn't just broken on release. I usually wait to buy games like this till like a month passes since release. I get that would put someone behind everyone else in a game like BF6 tho
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Unfortunately these days, games are no longer released in an optimized state. It seems lucky that it isn't just broken on release. I usually wait to buy games like this till like a month passes since release. I get that would put someone behind everyone else in a game like BF6 tho
I've been saying this for years and nobody listens to me
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I've been saying this for years and nobody listens to me
NOT NOW RICHMOND, WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM?
October 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
NOT NOW RICHMOND, WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM?
Oh that's good. Luckily, the older the laptop, the easier it is to find a replacement screen IMHO. But it's even better that you didn't break it.
September 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Oh that's good. Luckily, the older the laptop, the easier it is to find a replacement screen IMHO. But it's even better that you didn't break it.
Hopefully not, but depending on the type of laptop, the screen may be somewhat cheap and easy to replace. At work, if the screen is not behind a glass layer and not a touchscreen, screen replacements are the easiest repair we do.
September 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Hopefully not, but depending on the type of laptop, the screen may be somewhat cheap and easy to replace. At work, if the screen is not behind a glass layer and not a touchscreen, screen replacements are the easiest repair we do.
Even though the cigarette thing is out of the ordinary, it is cool that they wanted to show their appreciation in some form
September 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Even though the cigarette thing is out of the ordinary, it is cool that they wanted to show their appreciation in some form
I worked in the dining room at a retirement community. We were paid a full wage and there was no tipping allowed. Instead, some residents would try to tip with cigarettes like it was prison contraband LMAO
September 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I worked in the dining room at a retirement community. We were paid a full wage and there was no tipping allowed. Instead, some residents would try to tip with cigarettes like it was prison contraband LMAO
I can only speak for myself because I did give myself tinnitus as a young person by listening to loud music. It's really not that bad. I'm just used to the ringing
September 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I can only speak for myself because I did give myself tinnitus as a young person by listening to loud music. It's really not that bad. I'm just used to the ringing
All we need is the soundtrack playing from Tony Hawk's Underground and this experience will be complete
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
All we need is the soundtrack playing from Tony Hawk's Underground and this experience will be complete
On behalf of the people of Ohio: I'm sorry that happened to you
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
On behalf of the people of Ohio: I'm sorry that happened to you
Just stay away from Cleveland and Ohio in general. Once you get here, you can't leave. I've been trying for 30 years
September 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Just stay away from Cleveland and Ohio in general. Once you get here, you can't leave. I've been trying for 30 years
God damn you American Spirit tobacco company! Your blue pack is as delicious as it is addicting
September 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
God damn you American Spirit tobacco company! Your blue pack is as delicious as it is addicting
Been a Badlands Chugs fan for many years now. Bro is the best chugging champ ever. #ichugwithbadlands
September 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Been a Badlands Chugs fan for many years now. Bro is the best chugging champ ever. #ichugwithbadlands
Don't drink or do drugs kids. Smoking also looks really cool and tastes good, but don't do it. Boy, the buzz is nice though. But it's not worth it...Damn how long has it been since my last cig? BRB
September 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Don't drink or do drugs kids. Smoking also looks really cool and tastes good, but don't do it. Boy, the buzz is nice though. But it's not worth it...Damn how long has it been since my last cig? BRB
@dwhatever.sm64.live has a good heart. But the haze of alcohol intoxication made him briefly forget this, and he started thinking with his anus. It happens to the best of us. Try to show some compassion please.
September 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@dwhatever.sm64.live has a good heart. But the haze of alcohol intoxication made him briefly forget this, and he started thinking with his anus. It happens to the best of us. Try to show some compassion please.