Boatvan
boatvan.bsky.social
Boatvan
@boatvan.bsky.social
Mediocre 16 Star Offline runner on hiatus
@speedruns.bsky.social fan/mod
Serial lurker in many Speedrun channels
Obscure/Inaccessible music enjoyer
Mosh Retirement
IT Professional IRL
The last line of this goes way harder than it should for a shitpost imho
September 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
God damn you American Spirit tobacco company! Your blue pack is as delicious as it is addicting
September 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Totally not a threat of violence against me according to Facebook. Also, this boomer is a keyboard warrior lol
September 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Totally not hate speech according to Facebook
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This was for a public post about "dropping" trans people with a gun. I guess that is not hate speech?
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
September 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Phew, for a second I thought Wiggler was hurt to make the Bowser stage pieces. Turns out it is only the still warm dismembered remains of King Bob-omb! That is such a relief!
September 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I usually refer to this. I myself am moving into dad sneeze territory
September 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I have just enough work clothes to make it through 5 days before doing laundry. It's not being lazy or cheap, it is reducing operating costs and increasing margins
September 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I've seen some shit (my friends pbing mostly)
September 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
No. Guess where I am from tho
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I tried. Sadge
September 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sadge
June 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wilson, my best friend from 2009-2025. He was helped to end his brief suffering today. I couldn't have asked for a better companion. Give your pets extra love today for me.
February 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I had a dream that she was still alive the other day. When I saw her I cried so hard. I woke up despondent because she is still gone. I haven't been the same since. I miss you Penny, just as much as the first day after I had to let you go.
December 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
December 12, 2024 at 12:06 AM
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
October 30, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Hello, here is Wilson
October 26, 2024 at 12:28 PM