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The 9th richest man in America under 50
I hope my subscription fees aren't going up for all this great shoe+ content
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I hope my subscription fees aren't going up for all this great shoe+ content
Ohh! I know this. It's Gregor Samsa. No, wait. He became the bug. Bah, my English degree is long expired and I am feeble of intellect. Is it that "young Rand Paul" clone?
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ohh! I know this. It's Gregor Samsa. No, wait. He became the bug. Bah, my English degree is long expired and I am feeble of intellect. Is it that "young Rand Paul" clone?
Look, it's important to feel comfortable when you have a funeral and a job interview on the same day
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Look, it's important to feel comfortable when you have a funeral and a job interview on the same day
And my dignified silence
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
And my dignified silence
This is painfully plausible
October 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is painfully plausible
Ain't I got a right to earn?
a man with a tattoo on his arm is in a kitchen preparing food
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is in a kitchen preparing food
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Ain't I got a right to earn?
I mean, once I saw he had made a cash payment to Andrew Tate from ad revenue, I was no longer interested in being part of the machine that generates that ad revenue. Fairly easy decision for me, though I'll admit my reach was minuscule.
September 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I mean, once I saw he had made a cash payment to Andrew Tate from ad revenue, I was no longer interested in being part of the machine that generates that ad revenue. Fairly easy decision for me, though I'll admit my reach was minuscule.
Joke's on you, guy. I lost the house in the divorce.
September 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Joke's on you, guy. I lost the house in the divorce.
ISS overflight?
September 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
ISS overflight?
If only it had been a ham sandwich
September 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If only it had been a ham sandwich
Who ever said Americans don't eat their honoured dead? These people's grandparents would have been the missionaries trying to convert "those savages from their cannibalism".
September 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Who ever said Americans don't eat their honoured dead? These people's grandparents would have been the missionaries trying to convert "those savages from their cannibalism".
You can only stew in grievance without a grievable injury for so long before The Worms take you, and oh boy have we perfected the grievance engine: This machine makes nihilists
September 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You can only stew in grievance without a grievable injury for so long before The Worms take you, and oh boy have we perfected the grievance engine: This machine makes nihilists
Welp, that's the Americanest thing I'm gonna read this week.
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Welp, that's the Americanest thing I'm gonna read this week.
My god, just imagine the size of the head
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My god, just imagine the size of the head
Those who read history are doomed to be surrounded by those who don't
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Those who read history are doomed to be surrounded by those who don't
It's never enough until your heart stops beating
August 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's never enough until your heart stops beating