bmlzootown
@bmlzoo.town
Just a full-time retail worker who does some programming on the side.
Developer of Hydravion, a 3rd party Floatplane client.
Developer of Hydravion, a 3rd party Floatplane client.
No clue who the three on the right are, but of the three on the left, only the solstice gets a pass. Why on Earth are the other two trending *this* time? 🫣
December 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
No clue who the three on the right are, but of the three on the left, only the solstice gets a pass. Why on Earth are the other two trending *this* time? 🫣
*glances at pfp*
I feel attacked. 🥲
I feel attacked. 🥲
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*glances at pfp*
I feel attacked. 🥲
I feel attacked. 🥲
So, like... I don't use Spotify anymore since I have YouTube Premium already and I abhor ads. Since YouTube Music has their own version of Wrapped (Recap), I asked the AI what my listening age was.
35-50 is a HUGE age range, and also incorrect. I will be 31, YouTube. You already have this info!
35-50 is a HUGE age range, and also incorrect. I will be 31, YouTube. You already have this info!
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
So, like... I don't use Spotify anymore since I have YouTube Premium already and I abhor ads. Since YouTube Music has their own version of Wrapped (Recap), I asked the AI what my listening age was.
35-50 is a HUGE age range, and also incorrect. I will be 31, YouTube. You already have this info!
35-50 is a HUGE age range, and also incorrect. I will be 31, YouTube. You already have this info!
The FCC, as well as the POTUS, can use their lips to check in with my rear end. That is all.
September 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The FCC, as well as the POTUS, can use their lips to check in with my rear end. That is all.
Learning that Draiman signed IDF bombs... Just, why? You can support Israel (and be wrong for doing so, imo), but signing bombs? That's horrifying.
July 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Learning that Draiman signed IDF bombs... Just, why? You can support Israel (and be wrong for doing so, imo), but signing bombs? That's horrifying.
I fear I have contracted the Old. It has led to a lackluster reception, on my part, to the Switch 2's release (as well as the last few generations of gaming consoles in general).
I fear it will only get worse as time passes. 🪦
I fear it will only get worse as time passes. 🪦
June 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I fear I have contracted the Old. It has led to a lackluster reception, on my part, to the Switch 2's release (as well as the last few generations of gaming consoles in general).
I fear it will only get worse as time passes. 🪦
I fear it will only get worse as time passes. 🪦
One can't help but imagine how current affairs would be unfolding had it not merely grazed his ear.
June 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One can't help but imagine how current affairs would be unfolding had it not merely grazed his ear.
Haven't used the other site in a while until today, saw too much burning garbage. Set my account there to private, logged out, and removed the pinned tab that has been sitting there unused.
I have no desire to be there, and the few people that I still followed there haven't posted in a while.
I have no desire to be there, and the few people that I still followed there haven't posted in a while.
May 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Haven't used the other site in a while until today, saw too much burning garbage. Set my account there to private, logged out, and removed the pinned tab that has been sitting there unused.
I have no desire to be there, and the few people that I still followed there haven't posted in a while.
I have no desire to be there, and the few people that I still followed there haven't posted in a while.
🎂 age: 30
👤 pronouns: He/Him/Dead Inside
📏 height: 5'10"
👟 shoe size: 13.5-14
💮 zodiac: ♐️
🚬 smoke: no
🍃 smoke: no
🌹 tattoos : Do freckles count?
👂 piercings: 0
🌈 fav colors: blue (YInMn)
🍹 fav drink: mocha cookie crumble frap (yes, I'm basic 🤷♂️)
👤 pronouns: He/Him/Dead Inside
📏 height: 5'10"
👟 shoe size: 13.5-14
💮 zodiac: ♐️
🚬 smoke: no
🍃 smoke: no
🌹 tattoos : Do freckles count?
👂 piercings: 0
🌈 fav colors: blue (YInMn)
🍹 fav drink: mocha cookie crumble frap (yes, I'm basic 🤷♂️)
🎂 age: 33
👤 pronouns: he/him
📏 height: 5'11
👟 shoe size: 12.5
💮 zodiac: ♏️
🚬 smoke: no
🍃 smoke: yes
🌹 tattoos : 6
👂 piercings: 5
🌈 fav colors: black
🍹 fav drink: iced coffee
👤 pronouns: he/him
📏 height: 5'11
👟 shoe size: 12.5
💮 zodiac: ♏️
🚬 smoke: no
🍃 smoke: yes
🌹 tattoos : 6
👂 piercings: 5
🌈 fav colors: black
🍹 fav drink: iced coffee
🎂age: 33
👤pronouns: he/him
📏height: 5'9
👟 shoe size: 10.5/11
💮zodiac: ♏️
🚬smoke: no
🍃smoke: no
🌹tattoos : 0
👂piercings: 1
🌈fav colors: forest green and navy blue
🍹fav drink: G&T
👤pronouns: he/him
📏height: 5'9
👟 shoe size: 10.5/11
💮zodiac: ♏️
🚬smoke: no
🍃smoke: no
🌹tattoos : 0
👂piercings: 1
🌈fav colors: forest green and navy blue
🍹fav drink: G&T
March 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
🎂 age: 30
👤 pronouns: He/Him/Dead Inside
📏 height: 5'10"
👟 shoe size: 13.5-14
💮 zodiac: ♐️
🚬 smoke: no
🍃 smoke: no
🌹 tattoos : Do freckles count?
👂 piercings: 0
🌈 fav colors: blue (YInMn)
🍹 fav drink: mocha cookie crumble frap (yes, I'm basic 🤷♂️)
👤 pronouns: He/Him/Dead Inside
📏 height: 5'10"
👟 shoe size: 13.5-14
💮 zodiac: ♐️
🚬 smoke: no
🍃 smoke: no
🌹 tattoos : Do freckles count?
👂 piercings: 0
🌈 fav colors: blue (YInMn)
🍹 fav drink: mocha cookie crumble frap (yes, I'm basic 🤷♂️)
During early childhood, I'd sometimes look at the mirror and imagine that, upon touching it, I'd be transported to a parallel universe where things were slightly different.
February 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
During early childhood, I'd sometimes look at the mirror and imagine that, upon touching it, I'd be transported to a parallel universe where things were slightly different.
Yep, seems fitting... Upon reflection of my life and my current work, I am indeed crestfallen.
January 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Yep, seems fitting... Upon reflection of my life and my current work, I am indeed crestfallen.
These spam emails are out of control lately. I've already cleared my spam folder multiple times today. Is it because I'm in NC? And are these spam bots not capable of at least targeting the correct demographic?
January 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
These spam emails are out of control lately. I've already cleared my spam folder multiple times today. Is it because I'm in NC? And are these spam bots not capable of at least targeting the correct demographic?
One of the few pictures I managed to take where she isn't attached to my feet.
January 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
One of the few pictures I managed to take where she isn't attached to my feet.
I'll trade y'all some of the snow for some of our rain.
January 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'll trade y'all some of the snow for some of our rain.
Great Scott! Where are the volume controls?!
September 14, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Great Scott! Where are the volume controls?!
I await the day that I no longer work 6-day weeks. 😞
September 4, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I await the day that I no longer work 6-day weeks. 😞
Discover feeds says: "Not Enough Resources"
It is hungry... It requires food!
It is hungry... It requires food!
July 10, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Discover feeds says: "Not Enough Resources"
It is hungry... It requires food!
It is hungry... It requires food!
Chrome seems to think the feed search is a password field. >.<
December 27, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Chrome seems to think the feed search is a password field. >.<
Not really a problem once I restarted my browser, but this happened in a pre-existing tab in Chrome that had gone to sleep while I was at work -- went to refresh the page just now, clicked on a post, did nothing. Clicked on a user, downloaded the profile page for said user (8KB each). @pfrazee.com
December 24, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Not really a problem once I restarted my browser, but this happened in a pre-existing tab in Chrome that had gone to sleep while I was at work -- went to refresh the page just now, clicked on a post, did nothing. Clicked on a user, downloaded the profile page for said user (8KB each). @pfrazee.com
Embrace chaos, test in prod.
October 10, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Embrace chaos, test in prod.
I mean, it's not terribly far off. Don't like unnecessary confrontation, tend to be quiet, anxiety is a given constant, etc.
event.designexpo.org.tw/en/
event.designexpo.org.tw/en/
October 2, 2023 at 3:48 PM
I mean, it's not terribly far off. Don't like unnecessary confrontation, tend to be quiet, anxiety is a given constant, etc.
event.designexpo.org.tw/en/
event.designexpo.org.tw/en/
If your salad only has lettuce, it's not a salad. That's just a bowl of lettuce. 🤨
October 1, 2023 at 2:33 PM
If your salad only has lettuce, it's not a salad. That's just a bowl of lettuce. 🤨
If you go to search for an emoji when posting, as soon as you click the search text-field the whole thing disappears. 🤔
September 12, 2023 at 5:01 PM
If you go to search for an emoji when posting, as soon as you click the search text-field the whole thing disappears. 🤔
I can, uh... I can explain...
July 30, 2023 at 6:25 AM
I can, uh... I can explain...