Brendan Hayward
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Brendan Hayward
@bmjhayward.bsky.social
software dev, sci tech, bioinformatics, current events, proud father. Some games, memes sprinkled throughout
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
only one hour away but I have to go to bed now.
tomorrow night I will be back.
#skong #silksong #hollowknight #teamcherry
September 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Older over the more I appreciate epoxy resin.

Also this stuff is life changing

gorilla glue gel
#diy #hobby #glue
April 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM

It's free, no logins or accounts, just upload the xml file, or copy paste and go.
Made it a bit more #mobile-friendly too, so if you're out you can at least have a look at what your #database is doing before you get back to your desk.
2/2
April 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I've been slowly chipping away at my site querydiff.com
I got annoyed at #sqlserver management studio and made a website instead.
You can now load an example pair of #query plans to compare them. See what the site does if you don't have a query plan in a nice xml file ready to go.
1/2
April 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
when the alt text is longer than the post limits

April 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
March 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As promised
March 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
how about it #bsd folks
March 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Understood, no problem at all, can I interest you in a nice Temu numpad in these trying times?
March 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
February 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Rate my painting set up plz
Kitchen bench. Note the camping lights magnetised on top of the jam jar. Banana for scale
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #warhammer #wh40k
February 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
And of course a quick check of www.whois.com/whois/...
gives me this gem.
Attn: Cameron Dixon
Did someone just copy paste an email to register this?

4/4
February 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Not sure what those security measures are protecting because this is all there is.
3/4
February 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Blocked outside of USA. Triggered security measures apparently lol.
2/4
February 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Yes
January 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Top of the App Store right now
#deepseek #ai #australiaday #triplej #hottest100
January 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
January 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Merry new years you filthy animals
December 31, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Here. Have a nice bird
December 31, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Love a cloudy brew
I do
Hazy pale ale
I love you
#beer
December 30, 2024 at 6:48 AM
WorcestershireWorcestershire marinade and halloumi bbq
#bbq #summer #food
December 29, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Brothers
December 28, 2024 at 1:40 AM
There is also a table under the “statistics” tab where you can sort by cpu, op count, row count etc
3/4
December 27, 2024 at 11:29 AM
You just upload or copy paste your query plan as xml and go to the visual tab. Voila! Hover or click nodes to see details
2/4
December 27, 2024 at 11:29 AM