Brendan Hayward
@bmjhayward.bsky.social
software dev, sci tech, bioinformatics, current events, proud father. Some games, memes sprinkled throughout
Have to resist the urge to buy gadgets, random circuit boards and fpga boards. The algorithms know me now. The sales are on. They now my crack, so to speak
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Have to resist the urge to buy gadgets, random circuit boards and fpga boards. The algorithms know me now. The sales are on. They now my crack, so to speak
i think we're onto something here Mr Wooster
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
i think we're onto something here Mr Wooster
horniness doesnt scale
I am having fun on Bluesky now! Early Bluesky was certainly more anarchic and looser and overtly hornier; I think it's hard to scale those particular qualities. What worked as a community of 40,000 or even 400,000 won't always work at 40 million.
Do you mean early BlueSky was more fun than current BlueSky?
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
horniness doesnt scale
#llm are the #javascript of #ai they will literally do anything but say no. unless you ask deepseek about communism
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
#llm are the #javascript of #ai they will literally do anything but say no. unless you ask deepseek about communism
State of React 2025
Take the State of React survey
survey.devographics.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Today I used swear words in a #git commit message.
It's free and anyone can do it. They can't stop you. Cheaper than therapy. #programming
It's free and anyone can do it. They can't stop you. Cheaper than therapy. #programming
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today I used swear words in a #git commit message.
It's free and anyone can do it. They can't stop you. Cheaper than therapy. #programming
It's free and anyone can do it. They can't stop you. Cheaper than therapy. #programming
shut up and take my money
If they can have “rage rooms” where break stuff with hammers, why can they have “kaiju rooms” where you gleefully stomp cardboard building and toy tanks and maybe where a rubber suit?
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
shut up and take my money
works, helped my kids get to sleep in a new place last time we travelled
Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
works, helped my kids get to sleep in a new place last time we travelled
thank feck for dark mode
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
thank feck for dark mode
#javascript more like lavascript cos im about to dump the whole internet into the nearest volcano
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
#javascript more like lavascript cos im about to dump the whole internet into the nearest volcano
watched a movie on netflix from 1998 and the sound was so clear I didnt even want the subtitles.
nice to actually watch tv not read it for once
nice to actually watch tv not read it for once
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
watched a movie on netflix from 1998 and the sound was so clear I didnt even want the subtitles.
nice to actually watch tv not read it for once
nice to actually watch tv not read it for once
Reposted by Brendan Hayward
I just updated my interactive blog post on CSS Grid! It now includes explanations for the `span` keyword, as well as a brief look at `grid-auto-flow`:
An Interactive Guide to CSS Grid • Josh W. Comeau
CSS Grid is an incredibly powerful tool for building layouts on the web, but like all powerful tools, there's a significant learning curve. In this tutorial, we'll build a mental model for how CSS Gri...
www.joshwcomeau.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I just updated my interactive blog post on CSS Grid! It now includes explanations for the `span` keyword, as well as a brief look at `grid-auto-flow`:
Red Bull (not a sponsored post) does the most bonkers things
So this guy just skied down Mt Everest without oxygen. Because he can
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
So this guy just skied down Mt Everest without oxygen. Because he can
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
I Skied Down Mount Everest (world first, no oxygen)
YouTube video by Red Bull
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Red Bull (not a sponsored post) does the most bonkers things
So this guy just skied down Mt Everest without oxygen. Because he can
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
So this guy just skied down Mt Everest without oxygen. Because he can
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
thats a high distinction where i'm from
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November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
thats a high distinction where i'm from
I got the chance to use the phrase "apropos of nothing" in a full sentence today and everyone saw it and it made sense. Please clap
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I got the chance to use the phrase "apropos of nothing" in a full sentence today and everyone saw it and it made sense. Please clap
hard agree, DST is manufactured insanity
“Permanent Standard Time (not springing ahead in March) could prevent 300,000 cases of stroke per year and lower nationwide prevalence of obesity by 2.6 million.” #DitchDST
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
hard agree, DST is manufactured insanity
Watched star wars again the other day and let me tell you, Return Of The Jedi hits different being a parent
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Watched star wars again the other day and let me tell you, Return Of The Jedi hits different being a parent
Ah yes, the Epstein ballroom. Lots of fun to visit. It is even said that it's full of beautiful women, almost as many as Mar-a-Lago, and many of them are on the younger side.
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ah yes, the Epstein ballroom. Lots of fun to visit. It is even said that it's full of beautiful women, almost as many as Mar-a-Lago, and many of them are on the younger side.
how does he do it
i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
how does he do it
I use vim btw.
Because one day I woke up and the right side of my body was so sore I couldn't get out of bed.
True, I'd been an absolute goblin sitting at my desk too much, but I'd developed this funny lean in my chair with one hand on my mouse, one on the keyboard, while working.
Because one day I woke up and the right side of my body was so sore I couldn't get out of bed.
True, I'd been an absolute goblin sitting at my desk too much, but I'd developed this funny lean in my chair with one hand on my mouse, one on the keyboard, while working.
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I use vim btw.
Because one day I woke up and the right side of my body was so sore I couldn't get out of bed.
True, I'd been an absolute goblin sitting at my desk too much, but I'd developed this funny lean in my chair with one hand on my mouse, one on the keyboard, while working.
Because one day I woke up and the right side of my body was so sore I couldn't get out of bed.
True, I'd been an absolute goblin sitting at my desk too much, but I'd developed this funny lean in my chair with one hand on my mouse, one on the keyboard, while working.
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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The First Sinner is possibly my favourite boss in all of silksong.
How fun and hectic.
hollowknight.wiki/w/First_Sinner
#silksong #hollowknight
How fun and hectic.
hollowknight.wiki/w/First_Sinner
#silksong #hollowknight
First Sinner
hollowknight.wiki
October 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The First Sinner is possibly my favourite boss in all of silksong.
How fun and hectic.
hollowknight.wiki/w/First_Sinner
#silksong #hollowknight
How fun and hectic.
hollowknight.wiki/w/First_Sinner
#silksong #hollowknight
GOOD POINT
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
GOOD POINT
They should give Barack the Peace Prize instead. It would be the funniest thing.
October 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They should give Barack the Peace Prize instead. It would be the funniest thing.
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?