Brad Miller
bmillrep.bsky.social
Brad Miller
@bmillrep.bsky.social
A team player, but maybe not for your team.
I want to thank Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. for making every relationship or situationship I’ve ever been in, including those the remembrance of which still embarrasses me, seem healthy and wholesome.
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ir would be only fair for the NYT to say now that their story on Olivia Nuzzi will not be on the news quiz.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There sure are a lot of posts over at X that begin “I am not bigoted against Muslims, but…”
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Graham’s in the “Hitler sucks” wing now but he’s ready to flip if the “Hitler rocks” wing wins. He keeps a wet finger in the air.
Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I told a reporter in 2022 or so that what Biden needed to do was take someone whose ass needed kicking and kick it into the next county. The reporter didn’t use the quote.

Why Is Trump Autocracy Rising? These Dems Have an Unnerving Answer. newrepublic.com/article/2023... via @newrepublic.com
Why Is Trump Autocracy Rising? These Dems Have an Unnerving Answer.
A new Biden administration autopsy, based on internal assessments from many government insiders, has crystal clear lessons for the future.
newrepublic.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Also, after spending a couple of hours on hold to make an appointment if they did not have concierge care.
Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
October 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Who among us has not taken $50,000 in cash in a brown bag from FBI undercover agents on camera?
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Trump now claims the power to read the Sermon on the Mount out of the Bible.
September 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I finally cancelled my subscription to the Washington Post.
September 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Does any cable provider allow subscribers to opt out of Fox and not pay for a channel they don’t want?
September 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m not a mental health professional, but the Southern phrase is “that boy’s not right.”
He is reportedly even creepier in person.
I applaud whoever decided (probably Miller himself) to have Stephen Miller act increasingly as “spokesman” for this Administration’s policies. He is so fundamentally repellent that I suspect even loyal MAGA adherents get the heebie-jeebies when they listen to him,& ask themselves, “Am I w/this guy?”
August 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He is reportedly even creepier in person.
I applaud whoever decided (probably Miller himself) to have Stephen Miller act increasingly as “spokesman” for this Administration’s policies. He is so fundamentally repellent that I suspect even loyal MAGA adherents get the heebie-jeebies when they listen to him,& ask themselves, “Am I w/this guy?”
Stephen Miller: Secretary Kennedy, one of the world's foremost experts on public health, is working hard to restore the credibility of the CDC as a scientific organization committed to the scientific method
August 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I wonder how many times Luigi Mangione heard a recorded voice say “Your call is very important to us.”
August 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Typical real estate closing:

Realtor: This form says you’re not buying the house as a rental property but plan to live there.

Home buyer: Okay.

Realtor: This form…
August 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Lloyd is on my short list of the best House members. He would be a great Ways and Means chair. He’s smart and has solid values.

But good for Lloyd. Class move.
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Aug 21
Long-term Austin Democratic congressman Lloyd Doggett said today he won't seek reelection if new Texas congressional maps are not overturned by courts.
U.S. Rep. Lloyd Doggett of Texas says he'll bow out if redistricting stands
Doggett's move opens the way for U.S. Rep. Greg Casar to remain in power.
www.axios.com
August 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
There’s been a show of military force in Georgetown. Next should be the notoriously crime-infested Kalorama.

Can the National Guard seize records for Caribbean bank accounts?
August 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I worried for the ten years that I was in Congress that Republicans would find out that I got detention for tardiness in the eighth grade.

Restraining Order Filed Against GOP Lawmaker politicalwire.com/2025/08/05/r...
Restraining Order Filed Against GOP Lawmaker
Florida Republican state committeewoman Lindsey Langston -- who is also the reigning Miss United States -- has filed a restraining order against Rep. Cory Mills (R-FL) "after reporting him to local an...
politicalwire.com
August 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
And the best part is that every dog who walks by will give the sign a good sniff and dispute this dog’s territorial claim with their own pee.
Now that’s a good pup… 🐶
Who would give this good pup a treat….
July 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We are now governed by supposed patriots who do not believe that all men are created equal or that governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, and by supposed Christians who think the Sermon on the Mount was a leftist screed.

But enjoy the fireworks.
July 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When I wake up and need to go to the bathroom, I don’t turn on the light and wake my partner, but I know my black dog is on the floor somewhere. I whisper his name and he does a little shake to tell me where he is.

There’s no English word for that little shake. The Arabic word is “intifada.”
June 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I think it was Betty Friedan who said in the sixties that women would not achieve equality when well-qualified women can be elected to office, but when women can be elected who are like the men who are elected.

With the possible exception of the White House, I think we’re there.
Speech and Debate Clause putting in work this year
Nancy Mace is using a congressional hearing to settle scores with her ex-fiancé and accused him of sex crimes
May 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We’re almost certainly in a recession. The question is how bad it will get.

It’s probably the deep state’s fault, or maybe Antifa.
April 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I received a fund-raising appeal from Columbia Law School yesterday. I replied today. I elaborated slightly upon “no.”
April 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM