Brett Mason
@bmason.bsky.social
I’m just a reply guy since 69. I don’t write the tweets you like, I just reply in hopes of making the tweets better. I speak mainly in meme and gif.
The interns will not be fed until this promise is met.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The interns will not be fed until this promise is met.
Viagra and prune juice are also known cures against analytics.
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Viagra and prune juice are also known cures against analytics.
Find someone who loves you as much as Arthur Smith hates fantasy football
October 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Find someone who loves you as much as Arthur Smith hates fantasy football
More like Carson Wince
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
More like Carson Wince
The feds are making schools show this to the kids who’ve never heard of RBs.
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The feds are making schools show this to the kids who’ve never heard of RBs.
These doctors just came from the extremely low MRI machine that was able to record Cee Dee’s sprain.
September 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
These doctors just came from the extremely low MRI machine that was able to record Cee Dee’s sprain.
And yet kickers are still a part of fantasy football
September 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And yet kickers are still a part of fantasy football
Congress is currently compiling a list of people who post about chickpeas on social media.
September 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Congress is currently compiling a list of people who post about chickpeas on social media.
I only read game recaps. I’ve never actually watched football
September 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I only read game recaps. I’ve never actually watched football
Ok, here goes. This is the deepest darkest secret, and I’ll open up to you, and you only.
Years ago, I, ……. I can’t believe I’m saying this.
I drafted Michael Vick at the 1.01.
Years ago, I, ……. I can’t believe I’m saying this.
I drafted Michael Vick at the 1.01.
August 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ok, here goes. This is the deepest darkest secret, and I’ll open up to you, and you only.
Years ago, I, ……. I can’t believe I’m saying this.
I drafted Michael Vick at the 1.01.
Years ago, I, ……. I can’t believe I’m saying this.
I drafted Michael Vick at the 1.01.
After selecting TeSlaa.
August 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
After selecting TeSlaa.
I’ll need two boxes, delivered discreetly
August 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’ll need two boxes, delivered discreetly