Brett Mason
@bmason.bsky.social
I’m just a reply guy since 69. I don’t write the tweets you like, I just reply in hopes of making the tweets better. I speak mainly in meme and gif.
These doctors just came from the extremely low MRI machine that was able to record Cee Dee’s sprain.
September 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
These doctors just came from the extremely low MRI machine that was able to record Cee Dee’s sprain.
From the Sean McDermott school of motivational and leadership workshops
September 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
From the Sean McDermott school of motivational and leadership workshops
Just spotted AJ Brown
September 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Just spotted AJ Brown
Get it in now while it’s still legal fokls
August 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Get it in now while it’s still legal fokls
After selecting TeSlaa.
August 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
After selecting TeSlaa.
What I see when I read fantasy analysis on Travis Hunter
August 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What I see when I read fantasy analysis on Travis Hunter
If it isn’t a confession on TikTok, filmed in your, car can it possibly be true?
August 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If it isn’t a confession on TikTok, filmed in your, car can it possibly be true?
I can’t go and pick up a dozen eggs without someone coming up to me, with tears in their eyes, asking “I have the 1.01, who do I pick?”
Fokls:
Fokls:
August 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I can’t go and pick up a dozen eggs without someone coming up to me, with tears in their eyes, asking “I have the 1.01, who do I pick?”
Fokls:
Fokls:
After a brief summertime hiatus, I’d like to say that I’m back and I’m back in style
August 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
After a brief summertime hiatus, I’d like to say that I’m back and I’m back in style
Fokls, every one of you knows that this sweet bastard is gonna give you nothing but sweet little kisses on your face.
August 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fokls, every one of you knows that this sweet bastard is gonna give you nothing but sweet little kisses on your face.
I take no pleasure reporting this news fokls
July 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I take no pleasure reporting this news fokls
The weather app is now covering its own ass:
July 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The weather app is now covering its own ass:
When all my Waller waiver bids came back empty
July 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When all my Waller waiver bids came back empty
I saw Squidward’s old football helmet at the College Football Hall of Fame
June 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I saw Squidward’s old football helmet at the College Football Hall of Fame
Look at the size of that…barrel
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Look at the size of that…barrel
First time in DC, just looking for a nearby Starbucks.
June 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
First time in DC, just looking for a nearby Starbucks.
When my very fair trade proposal for BTJ gets rejected.
June 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When my very fair trade proposal for BTJ gets rejected.
RFK when he swims in Rock Creek:
May 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
RFK when he swims in Rock Creek:
🚨 @dennycarter.bsky.social please explain. This means he is playing corner now right? We must adjust our rankings 🚨
May 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
🚨 @dennycarter.bsky.social please explain. This means he is playing corner now right? We must adjust our rankings 🚨
Rolling in to the Met Gala ready to fire everyone
May 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Rolling in to the Met Gala ready to fire everyone
Shedeur Sanders right now:
April 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Shedeur Sanders right now:
NFL GMs currently weighing the analytics of Shedeur Sanders and their draft pick price:
April 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
NFL GMs currently weighing the analytics of Shedeur Sanders and their draft pick price: