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BluTGI
@blutgi.bsky.social
Level 44, Chaotic Neutral, Partisan.
Strengths: Breakfast, Leather, Ales.
Weaknesses: Sweets, Strong Willed Women.
Fears: Arthropods, Large Carnivores, and the Unknown Horrors of Space.
Yeah... I'm not doing a veggie tales self tat. Wtf?
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
A pinky promise is legally binding... right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That photo is GOLD.
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
- Stayed late at work.
- Not doing mushrooms.

Everything else is a go.
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
There is no war....
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When you think you've heard/seen it all... they drop a new stupid.
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
All souls accounted for! #ObraDinn
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Fuckery.
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Industrial Machines. Computers. Foreign labor. and now AI.

Every time.
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
No thanks, Psy-Op.
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They're in control of blaming their inability to control things on people who have no control over anything!
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Was going to buy something. Was tempted to use PayPal. Needed to update my card. They wanted to link to my account.

Fuck that! Sounds like a bad idea.

They have an article about how safe it is. Let's read it!
October 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Live journal? In this year of planes, tranes, and tylentism?

I think the fuck not.
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
How long until a Tylenol alternative is up on Trumps store?

Make Pharmacies Great Again!
September 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The finest Lasso polyester.
September 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Tell me, Mr Google AI, is now a good time to talk about gun violence?
September 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
*whispers* Sup girl? Want to read each other's fav smut, only to end up questioning each other's poor taste and life choices, then to sleep early?
September 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yesterday's was "this will not be a surprise"

I'm still unsure what the surprise was.

Today is weirder still. Going to the woods to cry sounds... terminal.
September 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I didn't even know sandman had a cousin.
August 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Its a no Ska day. Also I gotta do laundry I guess.

This app is so temperamental about Ska.
August 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey Crackers, what about this logo?
August 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh no...
August 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Southern states invading the capital? You say?
August 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh thank God. Finally!
August 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM