BluTGI
@blutgi.bsky.social
Level 44, Chaotic Neutral, Partisan.
Strengths: Breakfast, Leather, Ales.
Weaknesses: Sweets, Strong Willed Women.
Fears: Arthropods, Large Carnivores, and the Unknown Horrors of Space.
Strengths: Breakfast, Leather, Ales.
Weaknesses: Sweets, Strong Willed Women.
Fears: Arthropods, Large Carnivores, and the Unknown Horrors of Space.
This mother fucker is stealing 10 billion dollars for a "Board of Peace" as he moves half of our hardware into the Persian Gulf to invade Iran?!?
What the actual fuck, Congress?
What the actual fuck, Congress?
February 19, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This mother fucker is stealing 10 billion dollars for a "Board of Peace" as he moves half of our hardware into the Persian Gulf to invade Iran?!?
What the actual fuck, Congress?
What the actual fuck, Congress?
Just learned, via TikTok, that people track streamer's periods via a collective website.
Burn everything down.
Burn everything down.
February 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Just learned, via TikTok, that people track streamer's periods via a collective website.
Burn everything down.
Burn everything down.
The UK is arresting PDFs? [Fuck Adobe!]
If only those rich people had a Dow Jones to protect them.
If only those rich people had a Dow Jones to protect them.
February 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The UK is arresting PDFs? [Fuck Adobe!]
If only those rich people had a Dow Jones to protect them.
If only those rich people had a Dow Jones to protect them.
"We’re supposed to be making the world… the universe… a better place for our children. If it’s not better, if you’re dealing with cruelty, with neglect, then you should do something about it. So, yeah. Fuck ‘em."
February 19, 2026 at 12:53 PM
"We’re supposed to be making the world… the universe… a better place for our children. If it’s not better, if you’re dealing with cruelty, with neglect, then you should do something about it. So, yeah. Fuck ‘em."
Did everybody delete Snapchat and leave their accounts up, or do people still use Snapchat?
I ask because I got an email and went to delete my account, and saw everybody was still on it. Only one person was using it frequently.
I ask because I got an email and went to delete my account, and saw everybody was still on it. Only one person was using it frequently.
February 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Did everybody delete Snapchat and leave their accounts up, or do people still use Snapchat?
I ask because I got an email and went to delete my account, and saw everybody was still on it. Only one person was using it frequently.
I ask because I got an email and went to delete my account, and saw everybody was still on it. Only one person was using it frequently.
Looking forward to the FCC applying the equal time rule to conservative radio. Forgive me if I don't hold my breath.
February 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Looking forward to the FCC applying the equal time rule to conservative radio. Forgive me if I don't hold my breath.
My leftist tiktok news peeps are now getting community notes saying to verify before sharing.
Fubar.
Fubar.
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
My leftist tiktok news peeps are now getting community notes saying to verify before sharing.
Fubar.
Fubar.
Amazon: We can't ship you a box with four jugs of cleaning supplies, it might break a law or be a shipping issue!
Me: Can I buy the four jugs individually at the same time?
Amazon: Heck yeah! It's $20 extra!
Me: What about the law?
Amazon: Laws? *laughs*
Me: Can I buy the four jugs individually at the same time?
Amazon: Heck yeah! It's $20 extra!
Me: What about the law?
Amazon: Laws? *laughs*
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Amazon: We can't ship you a box with four jugs of cleaning supplies, it might break a law or be a shipping issue!
Me: Can I buy the four jugs individually at the same time?
Amazon: Heck yeah! It's $20 extra!
Me: What about the law?
Amazon: Laws? *laughs*
Me: Can I buy the four jugs individually at the same time?
Amazon: Heck yeah! It's $20 extra!
Me: What about the law?
Amazon: Laws? *laughs*
My ear infection turned into a sinus infection a day before the big day.
*gets the .5 gallon water bottle*
Fluids, save me!
*gets the .5 gallon water bottle*
Fluids, save me!
February 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
My ear infection turned into a sinus infection a day before the big day.
*gets the .5 gallon water bottle*
Fluids, save me!
*gets the .5 gallon water bottle*
Fluids, save me!
Film/Book Idea: An AI archivist interviews humans before the system collapses, taking us out.
They ask 10 randos how they see the universe, their experience as a species, etc. The tone swings between uplifting, depression, spirituality, and gallows humor.
They ask 10 randos how they see the universe, their experience as a species, etc. The tone swings between uplifting, depression, spirituality, and gallows humor.
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Film/Book Idea: An AI archivist interviews humans before the system collapses, taking us out.
They ask 10 randos how they see the universe, their experience as a species, etc. The tone swings between uplifting, depression, spirituality, and gallows humor.
They ask 10 randos how they see the universe, their experience as a species, etc. The tone swings between uplifting, depression, spirituality, and gallows humor.
Come on Stock Market Bros! Don't let it go past 49,999!
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Come on Stock Market Bros! Don't let it go past 49,999!
Open Range is not THE perfect movie.
But it is a perfect movie. It wears it's imperfections well.
But it is a perfect movie. It wears it's imperfections well.
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Open Range is not THE perfect movie.
But it is a perfect movie. It wears it's imperfections well.
But it is a perfect movie. It wears it's imperfections well.
It's happening! The robots are attacking!
February 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
It's happening! The robots are attacking!
I'm going home and watching Open Range.
Rest well Mr. Duvall.
Rest well Mr. Duvall.
February 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I'm going home and watching Open Range.
Rest well Mr. Duvall.
Rest well Mr. Duvall.
Press: Oh Wow! A woman was kidnapped!
Everyone: Why did Pam Bondi say that if we investigated everyone, the entire system would collapse?
Press: We found a glove with DNA!
Everyone: Was it Pam Bondi's DNA?
Press: Maybe!
Everyone: Why did Pam Bondi say that if we investigated everyone, the entire system would collapse?
Press: We found a glove with DNA!
Everyone: Was it Pam Bondi's DNA?
Press: Maybe!
February 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Press: Oh Wow! A woman was kidnapped!
Everyone: Why did Pam Bondi say that if we investigated everyone, the entire system would collapse?
Press: We found a glove with DNA!
Everyone: Was it Pam Bondi's DNA?
Press: Maybe!
Everyone: Why did Pam Bondi say that if we investigated everyone, the entire system would collapse?
Press: We found a glove with DNA!
Everyone: Was it Pam Bondi's DNA?
Press: Maybe!
You think Pam Bondi waits until the market opens every day to see if she has to work that day?
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
You think Pam Bondi waits until the market opens every day to see if she has to work that day?
“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
"I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better."
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
"I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better."
It's great that some of these fuck-os are resigning.
Are they going to be arrested?
They're going to be investigated... Right?
Are they going to be arrested?
They're going to be investigated... Right?
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
It's great that some of these fuck-os are resigning.
Are they going to be arrested?
They're going to be investigated... Right?
Are they going to be arrested?
They're going to be investigated... Right?
I need to rewatch Blade Runner.
Everyone was a synth.
Deckard is the antagonist, until Batty dies.
Is it possible to be a good person in a deterministic world where everything is synthetic? Is anything genuinely ethical on a dead world?
Everyone was a synth.
Deckard is the antagonist, until Batty dies.
Is it possible to be a good person in a deterministic world where everything is synthetic? Is anything genuinely ethical on a dead world?
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I need to rewatch Blade Runner.
Everyone was a synth.
Deckard is the antagonist, until Batty dies.
Is it possible to be a good person in a deterministic world where everything is synthetic? Is anything genuinely ethical on a dead world?
Everyone was a synth.
Deckard is the antagonist, until Batty dies.
Is it possible to be a good person in a deterministic world where everything is synthetic? Is anything genuinely ethical on a dead world?
Just heard about what happened to the Dow Jones.
Poor Pam...
Poor Pam...
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Just heard about what happened to the Dow Jones.
Poor Pam...
Poor Pam...
Someone on the internet said they were the first person in their family to graduate therapy AND college.
Battleship sunk. Fuck.
Battleship sunk. Fuck.
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Someone on the internet said they were the first person in their family to graduate therapy AND college.
Battleship sunk. Fuck.
Battleship sunk. Fuck.
Measles in JoCo? Fuuuuuuuck.
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Measles in JoCo? Fuuuuuuuck.
Impeach Bondi. Now. You washed-up lawyers.
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Impeach Bondi. Now. You washed-up lawyers.
If the bubble doesn't pop, can we raid Data Centers for RAM? Sort of like we promised to Naruto run to Area 51 to free the aliens?
We could then turn the building into free housing for the poor!
We could then turn the building into free housing for the poor!
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
If the bubble doesn't pop, can we raid Data Centers for RAM? Sort of like we promised to Naruto run to Area 51 to free the aliens?
We could then turn the building into free housing for the poor!
We could then turn the building into free housing for the poor!