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Hoooboy. I'm always tired, that kinda sums it up.
Sounds like a problem for a country *not* trying to justify the invasion of an entire continent for "security's sake," my friend...
January 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
As evidenced by his trying to rock concert the country's top military leaders into a "F-yeah we're the American military, we kick ass." That's a room of people who might hold conservative republican views but actually know the nuts and bolts of the military apparatus not a bud light commercial.
October 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Did I miss Borderlands or did you miss it (possibly on purpose)?
January 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Does it count plus or minus that I don't read but listen to a ton of books on Libby?
January 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
December 9, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Too many times until I actually realized I was conflating the two I would hear a British person extol the virtue and genius of Bill Nighy and think, "wow the brits really go out of their way to mispronounce our shit..."
October 25, 2024 at 6:33 AM
She's finally getting to the bottom of the case of the gorilla what escaped from da zoo and runnin round here punching boys in da eye!
September 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Kid reads note; looks down cautiously and with building suspicion at the handwriting...opens the door to the bedroom where the Easter Bunny is just wailing on you as your Dickensian night cap drops to the floor after *yet another* brutal punch to the stomach. "Alright, I guess."
August 23, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I'm against bullying usually. Usually. But somewhere, there has to be a hero willing to put their morals aside for a moment to put a stop to posts like this.
August 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
BTW Curb is FOR SURE going to end with him sitting in a jail cell as a final FU to everyone bitching about Seinfeld not sticking the landing.
April 8, 2024 at 4:54 AM
When McConnell finally dies, they'll get Trump to go on a rant about nuking the moon & we'll all be presented with story after story debating the merits of that while McConnell's team quietly exhumes everyone at Arlington, dumps them in a bog somewhere and then buries Mitch under the Eternal Flame.
February 28, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I don't love that every player is only referred to by nickname and half the lines have their own cute nickname that is the only way they're referred to.
February 23, 2024 at 2:47 AM
In college our Econ professor was Pakistani & because he pronounced the word "Invent-ories" I spent until about three weeks left thinking he was talking about a company's assets that they had invented because he thought that made more sense than "widget". Then one day I was like "wait! INVENTORIES!"
February 21, 2024 at 2:02 PM