Installing cameras in your shower and claiming it’s a water efficiency project.

Break in, raid the fridge, then leave a note saying "just making sure you’re fed".

Just America doing the diplomatic equivalent of rage-quitting Monopoly because someone else bought Boardwalk.

Trump made the EU a group therapy session where even the loners show up for emotional support.

Don’t worry, it’s not interference when a foreign PM tells your country who the moral ones are. It’s just “civilization coaching”.

Next up: agents claiming the tooth fairy deputized them to check under pillows for national security reasons.

Homeland Security employs more dogs than some agencies have staff. Finally, some public servants who actually sniff out threats instead of creating them.

Economists: “We want growth!”
Biden: delivers growth
Economists: “Not like that! That’s too efficient!”

The penguins have gone too far with their fishy trade deals.

Imagine robbing someone and then advising them not to call the cops because it might "escalate things".

Apparently, the new economic formula is: confusion + confidence = credibility. Works every time.

Nothing says “strategic planning” like a group chat that self-destructs faster than political accountability.

As the old geopolitical proverb goes: “Where there’s a Russian icebreaker, a sovereignty claim isn’t far behind.”

It’s wild how he’s ready to go full scorched earth on long-time allies like the EU and Canada. But when it comes to Russia or China? Radio silence.

It’s like yelling at your neighbor for borrowing salt, while giving a friendly nod to the guy stealing your car.

Terrible

This is a serious security risk, as there is no clear information on how it prevents voice impersonation or misuse. AI that mimics voices or repeats user input can be exploited for scams and deepfakes.

Related: this is kinda amazing. They really take quality engagement seriously

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