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“The idea that one must be alive to serve as labor secretary is outdated and rooted in reverse racism. I mean, what does the Secretary of Labor even do?" Karoline Leavitt asked a reporter.

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July 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“We’re currently looking at a tiered model. You could have things like no engine fires in the top tier; A tier below that could be up to one engine fire, maybe some explosions; And then a tier below that will be our original ‘Anything Goes’ policy.”

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July 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The officer expressed the toll that the job has taken on his mental health:

“I’ve got a family at home, and now I have to break the news to them that we need to find a new Mexican take-out spot. I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life.”

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July 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Trump, desperate to evade the spotlight of the recent backlash, is trying anything and everything to distract the media. Just today, he displayed his newly acquired nose and belly button piercings in public and shouted the n-word at a blade of grass.

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July 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
No one was more shocked to hear the news than Cheney himself:

“I thought I’d died and reached hell ever since we had that black president. You mean to tell me that was real?”

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July 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“My only fear is that the ‘boys’ are too stupid to partake in self-reflection of any form. I’d be surprised if they ever felt guilt, remorse, contrition, or really anything beyond being drunk,” stated former President Barack Obama.

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July 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“Please lower your water consumption, your electricity usage, your breathing. We must redirect these resources to AI in order to save the human race.”

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July 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"The department has released hours of declassified footage as part of its review. In the footage, Epstein can be seen reclining in a lounge chair, sipping on what appears to be a strawberry daiquiri."

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July 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“If Trump put this Matthew Tillerman guy in charge of FEMA, then I’m sure he’s more than capable! I trust him!” shouted an unnamed drowning civilian as he floated by.

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July 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Trump responds to questions about FEMA cuts :

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July 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Sometimes you have to settle for a bill that’s not perfect, but has some of what you’re looking for. You can’t keep holding out for the perfect bill to come along and swoop you off your feet. Stuff like that only happens in fairytales,” said Senator John Thune.

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July 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“He could’ve jumped in front of the plane or called up his Muslim friends and told them they’re flying too low. But, no. He didn’t even run into the burning buildings to save anyone. Those people, their blood is on his hands.”

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June 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“يسعدني أن أعلن، بالتعاون مع رئيس الوزراء، أننا اتفقنا على وقف إطلاق نار غير محدد سيؤدي إلى سلام عظيم لشعبينا.'

It’s unclear what the Ayatollah was trying to say, but it certainly wasn’t English."

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June 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bluff will continue to report on the Iran War decision once we receive our “Level 5 Premium-Deluxe” membership card, which is expected to arrive by mail in two weeks.

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June 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"The parade is already in motion, as hundreds show up to line the streets of DC, and Trump administration officials begin passing out free armbands."

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June 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
US Sergeant Redd Grant believes it will be a smooth transition:

“I served in Iraq starting back in 04, it’s really no different than battling brown people domestically. I’ve always said Muslims are like the Mexicans of the Middle East.”

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June 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"At 2:07 PM and 11 seconds, McConnell’s left eye blinked slowly for all to see.

'Glory be! Glory be unto all!' shouted Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) before dropping to his knees and making the sign of the cross over his chest."

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June 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Finally I can grow my intestinal microbiome without being exposed to the harmful effects of fluoride consumption,” Kennedy told the crowd.

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June 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“Finally I can grow my intestinal microbiome without being exposed to the harmful effects of fluoride consumption,” Kennedy told the crowd.

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June 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“Finally I can grow my intestinal microbiome without being exposed to the harmful effects of fluoride consumption,” Kennedy told the crowd.

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June 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“Finally I can grow my intestinal microbiome without being exposed to the harmful effects of fluoride consumption,” Kennedy told the crowd.

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June 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“Finally I can grow my intestinal microbiome without being exposed to the harmful effects of fluoride consumption,” Kennedy told the crowd.

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June 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“Finally I can grow my intestinal microbiome without being exposed to the harmful effects of fluoride consumption,” Kennedy told the crowd.

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June 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM