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There is always a brief honeymoon period when I first try a new protein bar before I realize it’s just as disgusting as the other ones were
September 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There is always a brief honeymoon period when I first try a new protein bar before I realize it’s just as disgusting as the other ones were
As a 6-year-old I was way too concerned with ending up in Davy Jones’s locker
September 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
As a 6-year-old I was way too concerned with ending up in Davy Jones’s locker
A canon event for girls is determining whether or not you can actually pull off overalls
August 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A canon event for girls is determining whether or not you can actually pull off overalls
Pyramid of needs but the whole thing is labeled “consuming an entire can of mandarin oranges”
August 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Pyramid of needs but the whole thing is labeled “consuming an entire can of mandarin oranges”
At the mall trying to reinvent my style bc I saw cool fanart of a character I like
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
At the mall trying to reinvent my style bc I saw cool fanart of a character I like
Me staring at the “family meal item” sticker on my Publix fried chicken knowing damn well I’m about to eat it all myself
August 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me staring at the “family meal item” sticker on my Publix fried chicken knowing damn well I’m about to eat it all myself
My doctor (me) says I need to go to the aquarium or I die
July 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My doctor (me) says I need to go to the aquarium or I die
Warning for anyone trying to introduce a male friend to apothecary diaries they WILL ask you if the Mongols become a relevant plot point
July 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Warning for anyone trying to introduce a male friend to apothecary diaries they WILL ask you if the Mongols become a relevant plot point
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no! hope this helps
July 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
no! hope this helps
I love my dog but he smacked his head on the coffee table twice within five minutes yesterday without reacting at all so there is definitely something wrong with him
June 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I love my dog but he smacked his head on the coffee table twice within five minutes yesterday without reacting at all so there is definitely something wrong with him
Nothing that is wrong with me could not be fixed with a trip to the Georgia aquarium
April 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Nothing that is wrong with me could not be fixed with a trip to the Georgia aquarium
I’ve just discovered my new favorite transformer his name is beachcomber and I will protect him with my life
March 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’ve just discovered my new favorite transformer his name is beachcomber and I will protect him with my life
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heartbreaking: woman in stem is forced to lock in even though she is so so tired
February 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
heartbreaking: woman in stem is forced to lock in even though she is so so tired
Never met a problem that couldn’t be solved with hibachi steak and fried rice
February 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Never met a problem that couldn’t be solved with hibachi steak and fried rice
Hi mom 👋
a close up of a wheel with a sonic 3 logo on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a wheel with a sonic 3 logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hi mom 👋
Lying to my dog and telling him that if he eats [insert thing he is not supposed to eat] he will explode and die and it will also taste bad
February 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Lying to my dog and telling him that if he eats [insert thing he is not supposed to eat] he will explode and die and it will also taste bad
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who care world is free
February 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
who care world is free
Getting a PhD sounds cool until you realize you have to change your first name to doctor
February 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Getting a PhD sounds cool until you realize you have to change your first name to doctor
Guys I’m so proud of my dog he got a bath today and only cried a lot
February 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Guys I’m so proud of my dog he got a bath today and only cried a lot
About to eat an entire share size snickers all by myself heh… just a glimpse into my sick and twisted reality
February 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
About to eat an entire share size snickers all by myself heh… just a glimpse into my sick and twisted reality
I love this game I love this game I am having fun I enjoy playing this game
February 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I love this game I love this game I am having fun I enjoy playing this game
Downloading Fortnite rn specifically to get the kaiju number 8 skins (women in STEM)
January 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Downloading Fortnite rn specifically to get the kaiju number 8 skins (women in STEM)