Some people will do anything to get out of a potential reservist call up when we have to go hunting russki ships again

Never mind your age, Britain wants YOU

Traitor

Or something

Shaaaaaaaaaaaneeee

I see Uncle Albert has been at the rum again

Him and some similar to him chased me away from radio 1, then radio 2 and now he’s trying to chase me off 6. I’ll outlive this one

Anyone that has a Christmas do in November deserves to be ill all weekend tbh

It’s the only reason I have a Sky sports subscription

Don’t try and explain yourself to me. Points gone, I don’t make the rules pal

For betting on them you now lose a million Bert points

And then they show it from an angle that has zero fucking relevance