cute little spider paws with cute little spider claws~

Glad it wasn’t some “catch 100 meltan lol” sidequest or something I’ll take the shitpost over doing that again

I’m beginning to think that not elaborating whatsoever on what this thing’s deal is has become a running joke considering they literally had a perfect 3,000 year plot device in this very game to tie it to, but chose to do That instead

It doesn’t have to be beef!

Lebanne will say “watch out! She’ll ruin your life if you cross her! Just like she did to me!” and then also say shit like “I value my duty to her more than my own life” while wearing a whole ass maid outfit. I know what you are

[metroid] i give the people more samstrong

made me mad it wasn't actually 2 kb so i spent an hour compressing the fuck out of it