We're a bit late with this since we spent all night last night drinking and partying, and I personally have been recovering from a hangover all day, but happy new year to all of you on Bluesky! Here's to another year of doing what's right and not normalizing pedophilia! #2025

Shout out to @Wheeloffortune for helping spread our important message with one of their puzzles last week! #SoWrong #Fillintheblanks

From all of us at Bluesky, happy holidays! Make sure to lock your doors and windows extra tight so no pedophiles that are pretending to be Santa Claus make it into your home tonight.

We have reason to believe that this participant in yesterday's parade was not there for the right reasons. It appears as if the pedophiles had sent a mole to our parade to try to blend in and garner intel for their games. If anyone has any idea who this man in the photograph is, please let us know.

We'd like to thank everyone that attended our first ever Anti-Pedophilia Awareness Day parade yesterday. Looking forward to next year! #SashayAwayPedophiles

Starting in 2024, we at Bluesky would like to kick off December each year by officially designating December 1st as "Anti-Pedophilia Awareness Day". Take this day to be extra aware about the evil pedophiles out there and how to work extra hard to prevent their attempts at being normalized!

Once we identify and round up all the pedophiles using Bluesky, we'll kick them to the curb and they'll be on the outside looking in, begging to be let back! #NoPlaceForPedophiles

Daily reminder to you all to not normalize pedophilia! If you see anyone trying to normalize pedophilia on Bluesky, like this slimeball in this photograph, tag us! We know some people are unfortunately trying, but we're going to put a stop to it!