Welcome! If you're here to fight the good fight and join us in our mission, we're glad to have you onboard.

We're a bit late with this since we spent all night last night drinking and partying, and I personally have been recovering from a hangover all day, but happy new year to all of you on Bluesky! Here's to another year of doing what's right and not normalizing pedophilia! #2025

Shout out to @Wheeloffortune for helping spread our important message with one of their puzzles last week! #SoWrong #Fillintheblanks

We're still waiting for Bluesky to implement a blue checkmark or something so people can realize we're the real deal! #BetterThanX #ElonIsEvil #AbolishFreeSpeech

From all of us at Bluesky, happy holidays! Make sure to lock your doors and windows extra tight so no pedophiles that are pretending to be Santa Claus make it into your home tonight.

We have been banning a lot of "loli artists" lately! There's no room for that on this platform. We at Bluesky consider "lolicon" to be just as bad as material involving real children, if not worse! Someone call 911! No pedophilia is getting normalized on our site today! #SashayAway

We have reason to believe that this participant in yesterday's parade was not there for the right reasons. It appears as if the pedophiles had sent a mole to our parade to try to blend in and garner intel for their games. If anyone has any idea who this man in the photograph is, please let us know.

We'd like to thank everyone that attended our first ever Anti-Pedophilia Awareness Day parade yesterday. Looking forward to next year! #SashayAwayPedophiles

Starting in 2024, we at Bluesky would like to kick off December each year by officially designating December 1st as "Anti-Pedophilia Awareness Day". Take this day to be extra aware about the evil pedophiles out there and how to work extra hard to prevent their attempts at being normalized!

Once we identify and round up all the pedophiles using Bluesky, we'll kick them to the curb and they'll be on the outside looking in, begging to be let back! #NoPlaceForPedophiles

In the meantime, what other rules should we add to our community guidelines? Open to suggestions. We strive to be the complete opposite of Twitter/X. Maybe we should abolish free speech entirely! Goodbye to the First Amendment! This isn't the USA, it's the United States of Bluesky! #KamalaWasRobbed

Daily reminder to you all to not normalize pedophilia! If you see anyone trying to normalize pedophilia on Bluesky, like this slimeball in this photograph, tag us! We know some people are unfortunately trying, but we're going to put a stop to it!

Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:

In case you needed further convincing about how seriously we take our rules, we even made a song some guy was nice enough to put up on Soundcloud. soundcloud.com/jayaisongs/b...

Remember, people. Whatever you say and whatever you do, don't normalize pedophilia. Bluesky is watching.