Jacob Jacob
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Jacob Jacob
@bluemilkgg.bsky.social
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: never blamed a risky text on my dog. never vandalized on purpose. never stolen anything over 700 dollars. never burned down anything important. my big toe is the largest organ in my body
(posting this here because my twitter followers are mostly shitters)

new milkman just dropped :^)

finally was able to donate 12 inches of hair, feels good to be able to take a 10 minute shower again LMAO
October 29, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I found this room at the end of a hallway in a hotel. this has to be a joke. I refuse to believe anything else
October 29, 2024 at 1:30 PM