Jacob Jacob
@bluemilkgg.bsky.social
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: never blamed a risky text on my dog. never vandalized on purpose. never stolen anything over 700 dollars. never burned down anything important. my big toe is the largest organ in my body
(posting this here because my twitter followers are mostly shitters)
new milkman just dropped :^)
finally was able to donate 12 inches of hair, feels good to be able to take a 10 minute shower again LMAO
new milkman just dropped :^)
finally was able to donate 12 inches of hair, feels good to be able to take a 10 minute shower again LMAO
October 29, 2024 at 4:31 PM
(posting this here because my twitter followers are mostly shitters)
new milkman just dropped :^)
finally was able to donate 12 inches of hair, feels good to be able to take a 10 minute shower again LMAO
new milkman just dropped :^)
finally was able to donate 12 inches of hair, feels good to be able to take a 10 minute shower again LMAO
I found this room at the end of a hallway in a hotel. this has to be a joke. I refuse to believe anything else
October 29, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I found this room at the end of a hallway in a hotel. this has to be a joke. I refuse to believe anything else
apparently accidentally hitting qrt and being too lazy to go back and properly retweet instead so just leaving the qrt blank and sending it does not auto convert it to a rt like it did on Twitter 💀
October 20, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Twitter is becoming elon musk's version of Truth Social lmao
October 18, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Twitter is becoming elon musk's version of Truth Social lmao