bluejunebears
@bluejunebears.bsky.social
The dogs didn’t want to be near my brother so they both crammed into a loveseat with me. Moose was lying across my entire body.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The dogs didn’t want to be near my brother so they both crammed into a loveseat with me. Moose was lying across my entire body.
Look at what they did that’s fucking craaaaazy
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Look at what they did that’s fucking craaaaazy
That’s my “should have won Idol but it’s probably better in the long run that he didn’t” winner!
I was devastated when he lost middle school was just the worst that day.
I was devastated when he lost middle school was just the worst that day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
That’s my “should have won Idol but it’s probably better in the long run that he didn’t” winner!
I was devastated when he lost middle school was just the worst that day.
I was devastated when he lost middle school was just the worst that day.
Came home to find this
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Came home to find this
Apparently this is a series where different women hook up with these creatures and I can’t be the only person who thinks that this author watched The Ancient Magus’ Bride and felt something different right
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Apparently this is a series where different women hook up with these creatures and I can’t be the only person who thinks that this author watched The Ancient Magus’ Bride and felt something different right
I woke up to a squirrel still trying to get into the fucking Fort Knox that is the front porch
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I woke up to a squirrel still trying to get into the fucking Fort Knox that is the front porch
Have I inhaled asbestos? Perhaps. Am I done? No.
Do I want the blood of this monster and his wicked bride? Absolutely.
Those fuckers are evil and my coworker has offered me a real fucking gun lmao. Actually several have. One also offered her sons who hunt and regularly shoot small animals.
Do I want the blood of this monster and his wicked bride? Absolutely.
Those fuckers are evil and my coworker has offered me a real fucking gun lmao. Actually several have. One also offered her sons who hunt and regularly shoot small animals.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Have I inhaled asbestos? Perhaps. Am I done? No.
Do I want the blood of this monster and his wicked bride? Absolutely.
Those fuckers are evil and my coworker has offered me a real fucking gun lmao. Actually several have. One also offered her sons who hunt and regularly shoot small animals.
Do I want the blood of this monster and his wicked bride? Absolutely.
Those fuckers are evil and my coworker has offered me a real fucking gun lmao. Actually several have. One also offered her sons who hunt and regularly shoot small animals.
My arms are cut tf up and I still have have the porch to go but if they get in this way through all this I’m burning the house down
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My arms are cut tf up and I still have have the porch to go but if they get in this way through all this I’m burning the house down
Gasped honestly
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gasped honestly
Does this beautiful idiot realize almost all of the stress I feel about these damn rodents is for her or is she too busy being cute?
Picture before and after she accidentally rolled off the heating pad. She still posed.
Picture before and after she accidentally rolled off the heating pad. She still posed.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Does this beautiful idiot realize almost all of the stress I feel about these damn rodents is for her or is she too busy being cute?
Picture before and after she accidentally rolled off the heating pad. She still posed.
Picture before and after she accidentally rolled off the heating pad. She still posed.
Not perfect not pretty but I don’t care as long as they GO AWAY
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Not perfect not pretty but I don’t care as long as they GO AWAY
Twitter clowns on Bluesky but neither have anything on threads bc folks is very clearly not gender specific.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Twitter clowns on Bluesky but neither have anything on threads bc folks is very clearly not gender specific.
This person seems normal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This person seems normal.
This was just restocked today and they’re selling it for $150 more than its actual price. You missed your chance! It’s still stocked!
Just trying to get people who don’t know that.
Just trying to get people who don’t know that.
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This was just restocked today and they’re selling it for $150 more than its actual price. You missed your chance! It’s still stocked!
Just trying to get people who don’t know that.
Just trying to get people who don’t know that.
The things I do to protect this Ween
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The things I do to protect this Ween
The second I heard that squirrel this morning
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The second I heard that squirrel this morning
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this. Aside from look insane trying to hit a squirrel. I don’t want to kill it!! I just don’t want it in my house!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this. Aside from look insane trying to hit a squirrel. I don’t want to kill it!! I just don’t want it in my house!!
Squirrel is already digging new holes and when I was out taking this picture I got a tick on me :) I hate my fucking life.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Squirrel is already digging new holes and when I was out taking this picture I got a tick on me :) I hate my fucking life.
POV you have air filters that were supposed to be here by 11am today
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
POV you have air filters that were supposed to be here by 11am today
Teachers aren’t people to folks like this lmao
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Teachers aren’t people to folks like this lmao
I’ll never forget you
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’ll never forget you
Preorders are like presents to myself.
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Preorders are like presents to myself.
If he has zero haters I am dead but the female lead means I will get the book.
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If he has zero haters I am dead but the female lead means I will get the book.
This child is a potential rapist bc he’s sad his fucking pet dislikes children.
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This child is a potential rapist bc he’s sad his fucking pet dislikes children.