bluejunebears
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My brother is going to the hospital tomorrow so I have to go watch the dogs but tomorrow would be my best chance to shoot the squirrels they’re gonna be chewing through the side of the house again bc I really blocked the front this time 😭😭😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My brother is going to the hospital tomorrow so I have to go watch the dogs but tomorrow would be my best chance to shoot the squirrels they’re gonna be chewing through the side of the house again bc I really blocked the front this time 😭😭😭😭😭
A BAT JUST FLEW AT MY FUCKING FACE WHAT THE FUCK
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A BAT JUST FLEW AT MY FUCKING FACE WHAT THE FUCK
Alright folks I’m shopping for war.
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Alright folks I’m shopping for war.
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Gasped honestly
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gasped honestly
Heard the parent of a student in my friend’s class telling the principal about a woman who is rude that she cannot stand and wants to formally complain about I ran to tell her and she was like oh it’s not me it’s the brother’s teacher.
Who is a woman I haaaaaate oh that was delightful.
Who is a woman I haaaaaate oh that was delightful.
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Heard the parent of a student in my friend’s class telling the principal about a woman who is rude that she cannot stand and wants to formally complain about I ran to tell her and she was like oh it’s not me it’s the brother’s teacher.
Who is a woman I haaaaaate oh that was delightful.
Who is a woman I haaaaaate oh that was delightful.
My brother’s broken back apparently looks like a fucking hole in his back the neurosurgeon was like how are you walking around right now. He thinks the hernia pain is so bad it made the back pain seem less bad.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My brother’s broken back apparently looks like a fucking hole in his back the neurosurgeon was like how are you walking around right now. He thinks the hernia pain is so bad it made the back pain seem less bad.
I want to watch the new show bc I love Dick Hallorann but lord I hate the movie universe.
In addition to what they did to the characters I just hate how IT is handled I mean I hear the show is more brutal but IT is more than the fucking clown!
In addition to what they did to the characters I just hate how IT is handled I mean I hear the show is more brutal but IT is more than the fucking clown!
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I want to watch the new show bc I love Dick Hallorann but lord I hate the movie universe.
In addition to what they did to the characters I just hate how IT is handled I mean I hear the show is more brutal but IT is more than the fucking clown!
In addition to what they did to the characters I just hate how IT is handled I mean I hear the show is more brutal but IT is more than the fucking clown!
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Why tf was HEART OF DARKNESS in my mini book advent calendar like I know all the books aren’t Christmas books they’re just books in the public domain but did they really think THAT was what people wanted to see for their TREE ORNAMENTS?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why tf was HEART OF DARKNESS in my mini book advent calendar like I know all the books aren’t Christmas books they’re just books in the public domain but did they really think THAT was what people wanted to see for their TREE ORNAMENTS?!
Best part of having a cat who is a little baby: I’m on the phone with my parents and I go “Winnie say goodnight” and she goes MEOW in the tiniest baby voice that is also loud
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Best part of having a cat who is a little baby: I’m on the phone with my parents and I go “Winnie say goodnight” and she goes MEOW in the tiniest baby voice that is also loud
I heard a squirrel and I do believe this is what they call crashing out
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I heard a squirrel and I do believe this is what they call crashing out
Moose stepped on Bear and it hurt so Bear snapped at him. But he connected. They never actually have bitten the other. So moose is sad and bear is sad and bear took himself away from moose
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Moose stepped on Bear and it hurt so Bear snapped at him. But he connected. They never actually have bitten the other. So moose is sad and bear is sad and bear took himself away from moose
Does this beautiful idiot realize almost all of the stress I feel about these damn rodents is for her or is she too busy being cute?
Picture before and after she accidentally rolled off the heating pad. She still posed.
Picture before and after she accidentally rolled off the heating pad. She still posed.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Does this beautiful idiot realize almost all of the stress I feel about these damn rodents is for her or is she too busy being cute?
Picture before and after she accidentally rolled off the heating pad. She still posed.
Picture before and after she accidentally rolled off the heating pad. She still posed.
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Same vibes
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Same vibes
I sometimes am upset at this house bc of all the problems but it is MY house and the mice were one thing okay. Every house here has mice. It’s the woods.
But this just feels like a violation. I keep blocking them from getting in and they just tear the house apart to get back.
But this just feels like a violation. I keep blocking them from getting in and they just tear the house apart to get back.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I sometimes am upset at this house bc of all the problems but it is MY house and the mice were one thing okay. Every house here has mice. It’s the woods.
But this just feels like a violation. I keep blocking them from getting in and they just tear the house apart to get back.
But this just feels like a violation. I keep blocking them from getting in and they just tear the house apart to get back.
I listened to a song that used to be my very intense workout song and I haven’t listened to it since then and it got my heart rate going so fast I had a panic attack.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I listened to a song that used to be my very intense workout song and I haven’t listened to it since then and it got my heart rate going so fast I had a panic attack.
With my parents out of town bear has to stay with moose both bc they both need to be let out at noon by my grandma and bc it’s just unfair for moose to be alone all day.
But that means he wouldn’t eat until I came over at which point he chowed down but like. Buddy you need food.
But that means he wouldn’t eat until I came over at which point he chowed down but like. Buddy you need food.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
With my parents out of town bear has to stay with moose both bc they both need to be let out at noon by my grandma and bc it’s just unfair for moose to be alone all day.
But that means he wouldn’t eat until I came over at which point he chowed down but like. Buddy you need food.
But that means he wouldn’t eat until I came over at which point he chowed down but like. Buddy you need food.
I think they got in again I’m genuinely in a BAD place right now
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think they got in again I’m genuinely in a BAD place right now
Moose yelped when I pet his ears and he had a huge tick! Poor guy. He usually never gets them.
They’ve been awful lately after a whole summer of no problems.
They’ve been awful lately after a whole summer of no problems.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Moose yelped when I pet his ears and he had a huge tick! Poor guy. He usually never gets them.
They’ve been awful lately after a whole summer of no problems.
They’ve been awful lately after a whole summer of no problems.
My uncle had some stuff delivered to my parents bc he didn’t want to pay shipping to Canada but he didnt say it would be in a PALLET AND BE TOO BIG TO MOVE.
I CAN’T PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY.
He was gonna leave it until DECEMBER and my dad was like no. No no. Now. So he’s coming Friday.
I CAN’T PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY.
He was gonna leave it until DECEMBER and my dad was like no. No no. Now. So he’s coming Friday.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My uncle had some stuff delivered to my parents bc he didn’t want to pay shipping to Canada but he didnt say it would be in a PALLET AND BE TOO BIG TO MOVE.
I CAN’T PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY.
He was gonna leave it until DECEMBER and my dad was like no. No no. Now. So he’s coming Friday.
I CAN’T PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY.
He was gonna leave it until DECEMBER and my dad was like no. No no. Now. So he’s coming Friday.
Realized that there’s another spot near the gutter where the squirrels could be leaving from which is why I haven’t been able to trap any so I got some plant netting and took the boards from my planter since I’m out of chicken wire and boarded that bitch up how’s that for macguyver you squirrel fuck
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Realized that there’s another spot near the gutter where the squirrels could be leaving from which is why I haven’t been able to trap any so I got some plant netting and took the boards from my planter since I’m out of chicken wire and boarded that bitch up how’s that for macguyver you squirrel fuck
Twitter clowns on Bluesky but neither have anything on threads bc folks is very clearly not gender specific.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Twitter clowns on Bluesky but neither have anything on threads bc folks is very clearly not gender specific.
This person seems normal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This person seems normal.
Was hoping I’d trap something this morning and then I look up and WINNIE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE TRAP LOOKING AT IT WINNIE YOU IDIOT
she’s like oooh what’s gonna come out NOTHING YOU ARE TECHNICALLY A PREDATOR
she’s like oooh what’s gonna come out NOTHING YOU ARE TECHNICALLY A PREDATOR
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Was hoping I’d trap something this morning and then I look up and WINNIE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE TRAP LOOKING AT IT WINNIE YOU IDIOT
she’s like oooh what’s gonna come out NOTHING YOU ARE TECHNICALLY A PREDATOR
she’s like oooh what’s gonna come out NOTHING YOU ARE TECHNICALLY A PREDATOR