This guy sucks on all fronts. Declined to prosecute the governor over her lectern money scheme AND he’s a home wrecker? GTFO

Real “on Wednesdays, we wear pink” vibes

This softball, hardly-even-pressing-him-on-anything ass interview is going to wind up looking like a TERRIBLE idea in the long run, I suspect.

Same (second grade)

My music teacher cried when the principal came and told her, but it was never expressly mentioned that people died. (I mean, we all sort of understood, but it wasn't discussed.)

I mean, "rivalry" does sort of imply that both sides have some kind of history of winning the game...

TX filing at SCOTUS will presumably focus on whether it is too close to the election season for courts to intervene, but the lower court addressed that, saying that if an injunction wasn't imposed it would "incentivize" states to delay before making big changes so there's no time to litigate.