Trump's Midas Touch

It's understandable if Americans are scared of him. But we're not. We'll be there for you when you need us, taking the piss out of him every chance we get.

#RyderCup #Resist 💙

I was at the beach on Saturday, and saw a guy doing this as the tide came in. To me, it summed up the world's attitude to climate change: "If we just build better defences, we'll be alright." Two minutes later it was gone.