BlueBrownie
@bluebrownie.bsky.social
IT Ops nerd, Oxford comma advocate, and disgusted American.
I mean srsly, he could lose 99.9995% of his wealth and still be better off than your average American working two jobs.
My math isn't precise. I'm probably underestimating.
My math isn't precise. I'm probably underestimating.
March 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I mean srsly, he could lose 99.9995% of his wealth and still be better off than your average American working two jobs.
My math isn't precise. I'm probably underestimating.
My math isn't precise. I'm probably underestimating.
A friend once said, about the lottery, "take a roulette wheel the size of Columbus and drop a BB into it, those are your odds, might as well just light a $20 bill on fire in your front yard"
I think about that every week I don't play.
I think about that every week I don't play.
January 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
A friend once said, about the lottery, "take a roulette wheel the size of Columbus and drop a BB into it, those are your odds, might as well just light a $20 bill on fire in your front yard"
I think about that every week I don't play.
I think about that every week I don't play.
Thinking in terms of delivering value to customers, I can't help but notice platforms like Meta don't consider their users customers. So who is paying them and what are they requiring be delivered?
I'm afraid I already know the answer. And it isn't good.
I'm afraid I already know the answer. And it isn't good.
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Thinking in terms of delivering value to customers, I can't help but notice platforms like Meta don't consider their users customers. So who is paying them and what are they requiring be delivered?
I'm afraid I already know the answer. And it isn't good.
I'm afraid I already know the answer. And it isn't good.
Reposted by BlueBrownie
I think this was my most frequently used image over on the "other place".
Looks like it's time to dust it off again.
Looks like it's time to dust it off again.
December 23, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I think this was my most frequently used image over on the "other place".
Looks like it's time to dust it off again.
Looks like it's time to dust it off again.
I read his unfortunate bio before 🚫
October 24, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I read his unfortunate bio before 🚫
This smells like my childhood
October 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
This smells like my childhood
I giggled at dink because I'm basically still 13
October 24, 2024 at 6:58 AM
I giggled at dink because I'm basically still 13
This is what I was looking for
October 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
This is what I was looking for
I had a customer call our store about "elf on a shelf" and she must have said 20 times, "I want the white one, it better not be the dark one" and I got so mad I finally said then you need to drive your ass to the store and find it yourself.
October 21, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I had a customer call our store about "elf on a shelf" and she must have said 20 times, "I want the white one, it better not be the dark one" and I got so mad I finally said then you need to drive your ass to the store and find it yourself.
Thanks for reminding me I haven't sent him any $ since I dumped Twitter 2 yrs ago.
October 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Thanks for reminding me I haven't sent him any $ since I dumped Twitter 2 yrs ago.
Seems a bunch of them want to make it a "we" problem, like, "how do we reach them?" You got a mouse in your pocket dude? Come get your people plz.
October 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Seems a bunch of them want to make it a "we" problem, like, "how do we reach them?" You got a mouse in your pocket dude? Come get your people plz.
Once, years ago, an ATM gave my friend all 1s, she said, "I wonder how it knew I was going to the strip club tonight?"
October 21, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Once, years ago, an ATM gave my friend all 1s, she said, "I wonder how it knew I was going to the strip club tonight?"
I'm jealous! I wish I liked mushrooms.
October 21, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I'm jealous! I wish I liked mushrooms.
I, personally, appreciate being corrected when I'm wrong. But I'm starting to think I'm an oddball.
Also, I haven't made it my life's work to ruin the well-being of others.
Also, I haven't made it my life's work to ruin the well-being of others.
October 2, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I, personally, appreciate being corrected when I'm wrong. But I'm starting to think I'm an oddball.
Also, I haven't made it my life's work to ruin the well-being of others.
Also, I haven't made it my life's work to ruin the well-being of others.
Only 5 months more than your average child rapist.
Personally I'd like to see them all pay more dearly for hurting others.
Personally I'd like to see them all pay more dearly for hurting others.
October 1, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Only 5 months more than your average child rapist.
Personally I'd like to see them all pay more dearly for hurting others.
Personally I'd like to see them all pay more dearly for hurting others.