Michigan Sea Monster
@blueblork.bsky.social
2.5 on a good day, and does not even have the personality to make up for it. Not a short king, but a short jester. Slightly kinky NSFW accountant.
That would explain it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
That would explain it.
I swear, IT guys lately. We have a newish one at work. Hot as fuck with enough cake to make a bakery jealous.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I swear, IT guys lately. We have a newish one at work. Hot as fuck with enough cake to make a bakery jealous.
It was a perfectly gut wrenching episode and I was devastated when they ret-conned it in later episodes.
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It was a perfectly gut wrenching episode and I was devastated when they ret-conned it in later episodes.
Washed and ironed. Don't you judge me for my clean, smooth brain.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Washed and ironed. Don't you judge me for my clean, smooth brain.
I refuse. I have had to adapt on enough. The watch goes on the left.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I refuse. I have had to adapt on enough. The watch goes on the left.
Seems a pretty compelling argument to me.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Seems a pretty compelling argument to me.
Too early for Christmas? Too early for Christmas 2026 maybe.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Too early for Christmas? Too early for Christmas 2026 maybe.