Michigan Sea Monster
@blueblork.bsky.social
2.5 on a good day, and does not even have the personality to make up for it. Not a short king, but a short jester. Slightly kinky NSFW accountant.
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The profile you are viewing is very NSFW.
If you are under 18, please block me, you can return when you are legal.
If you are over the age of consent but don't wish to see NSFW content, proceed with caution, there is other stuff, but mostly dicks and some kinky stuff here.
Apparently I had it on my mind how broken I am, because I had a dream where people at my work wanted information on me because I was a "malicious coconspiritor with rampant identity theft"
How fucked up do you have to be for your own subconscious to call you that?
How fucked up do you have to be for your own subconscious to call you that?
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Apparently I had it on my mind how broken I am, because I had a dream where people at my work wanted information on me because I was a "malicious coconspiritor with rampant identity theft"
How fucked up do you have to be for your own subconscious to call you that?
How fucked up do you have to be for your own subconscious to call you that?
It is rough to have enough in your toolbox to know what childhood traumas formed what undesirable aspects of your current self, but not enough to know how to overcome them.
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It is rough to have enough in your toolbox to know what childhood traumas formed what undesirable aspects of your current self, but not enough to know how to overcome them.
A little humpday hole to welcome the second half of the week.
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
A little humpday hole to welcome the second half of the week.
Okay, at least I have not fully devolved into a sentimental sap. I immediately followed that post with the thought "I am sad I did not add little bulges to them to show they are men."
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Okay, at least I have not fully devolved into a sentimental sap. I immediately followed that post with the thought "I am sad I did not add little bulges to them to show they are men."
The pink boy has a purple friend that I abandoned like a year ago. I need to finish them both and have little gay dragons for valentines day
Also, I should put magnets on their hands so they can hold haaaaaands. That would be so cute. Maybe their noses so they can kiss.
...what have I become?
Also, I should put magnets on their hands so they can hold haaaaaands. That would be so cute. Maybe their noses so they can kiss.
...what have I become?
February 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The pink boy has a purple friend that I abandoned like a year ago. I need to finish them both and have little gay dragons for valentines day
Also, I should put magnets on their hands so they can hold haaaaaands. That would be so cute. Maybe their noses so they can kiss.
...what have I become?
Also, I should put magnets on their hands so they can hold haaaaaands. That would be so cute. Maybe their noses so they can kiss.
...what have I become?
Is it a penis today? Could be if you squint, but nope. Just a little pink guy waiting to become a valentine's day dragon.
February 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Is it a penis today? Could be if you squint, but nope. Just a little pink guy waiting to become a valentine's day dragon.
People at my work make me feel so stupid, and not in the "kind of good because I think they are smarter than me and I want to get on their level" way.
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
People at my work make me feel so stupid, and not in the "kind of good because I think they are smarter than me and I want to get on their level" way.
Today's project: not a penis!
Though currently it looks like it is not afraid of poppers.
Though currently it looks like it is not afraid of poppers.
February 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Today's project: not a penis!
Though currently it looks like it is not afraid of poppers.
Though currently it looks like it is not afraid of poppers.
I have been on another Stardew Valley kick lately and have thoughts. For anyone familiar with the "stardew Valley is purgetory after the player died" theory, I feel like this was quietly confirmed by Linus being the only character to canonically use the bathroom.
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I have been on another Stardew Valley kick lately and have thoughts. For anyone familiar with the "stardew Valley is purgetory after the player died" theory, I feel like this was quietly confirmed by Linus being the only character to canonically use the bathroom.
Just you wait, next they are going to say any pictures of him in the files are AI generated.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Just you wait, next they are going to say any pictures of him in the files are AI generated.
I would like to get on my knees and make your soft cock Saturday hard.
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I would like to get on my knees and make your soft cock Saturday hard.
That they think we will swallow the "any mention of him was fabricated before 2020 by the other side" lie for even a second is astounding.
January 31, 2026 at 11:07 PM
That they think we will swallow the "any mention of him was fabricated before 2020 by the other side" lie for even a second is astounding.
I swear, I am just going to start playing "does this WIP look like a penis?"
Today's WIP does NOT look like a penis.
Today's WIP does NOT look like a penis.
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I swear, I am just going to start playing "does this WIP look like a penis?"
Today's WIP does NOT look like a penis.
Today's WIP does NOT look like a penis.
Doomscrolling algorithms have picked up on the fact I would be happiest baking bread and reading books in a cozy cottage in the middle of the forest and now that is all I am seeing and I want to cry because I will never afford that life.
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Doomscrolling algorithms have picked up on the fact I would be happiest baking bread and reading books in a cozy cottage in the middle of the forest and now that is all I am seeing and I want to cry because I will never afford that life.
Wish it was your cock i was riding, King.
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Wish it was your cock i was riding, King.
I will never feel bad or take it seriously when a boomer talks shit about a millennial because I see boomer entitlement on display to the extreme every day.
Upper management told my department it was no longer okay to abuse the clock to leave at noon on Fridays and every boomer threatened to quit.
Upper management told my department it was no longer okay to abuse the clock to leave at noon on Fridays and every boomer threatened to quit.
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I will never feel bad or take it seriously when a boomer talks shit about a millennial because I see boomer entitlement on display to the extreme every day.
Upper management told my department it was no longer okay to abuse the clock to leave at noon on Fridays and every boomer threatened to quit.
Upper management told my department it was no longer okay to abuse the clock to leave at noon on Fridays and every boomer threatened to quit.
Oh...it is a weird moment when you have to stop and ask yourself "is this guy well versed in economic history and is revealing things the current administration is trying to hide, or is he a conspiracy theorist"
And you realize you really can't tell.
And you realize you really can't tell.
January 26, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Oh...it is a weird moment when you have to stop and ask yourself "is this guy well versed in economic history and is revealing things the current administration is trying to hide, or is he a conspiracy theorist"
And you realize you really can't tell.
And you realize you really can't tell.
I love having a desk job. I hate working in an office.
It is not that I hate other people, I just hate working around them.
It is not that I hate other people, I just hate working around them.
January 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I love having a desk job. I hate working in an office.
It is not that I hate other people, I just hate working around them.
It is not that I hate other people, I just hate working around them.
I have had enough of this winter bullshit. It is nearly February, it is time for the temps to start creeping back up.
January 26, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I have had enough of this winter bullshit. It is nearly February, it is time for the temps to start creeping back up.
I always forget NEVER calculate how much a hobby costs you.
January 25, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I always forget NEVER calculate how much a hobby costs you.
The midwest is frigid but I have a warming station for your cock.
January 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The midwest is frigid but I have a warming station for your cock.
Eeeeey, it's not a penis this time. (sorry for all the crochet posts lately, one of my goals for 2026 is to finally start chugging through all these kits, patterns, and WIPs I have been accumulating.)
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Eeeeey, it's not a penis this time. (sorry for all the crochet posts lately, one of my goals for 2026 is to finally start chugging through all these kits, patterns, and WIPs I have been accumulating.)
I swear, everything i have been making lately has had, at least a moment, where it looks like a dick. I did not take a picture of this before the blue part went on, but it is literally a flesh colored mushroom with a purple cap.
For not making any dicks, I sure do make a lot of dicks.
For not making any dicks, I sure do make a lot of dicks.
January 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I swear, everything i have been making lately has had, at least a moment, where it looks like a dick. I did not take a picture of this before the blue part went on, but it is literally a flesh colored mushroom with a purple cap.
For not making any dicks, I sure do make a lot of dicks.
For not making any dicks, I sure do make a lot of dicks.
In Michigan winters, the choice between being warm and being slutty is rough, but i can think of several slutty things we can do together to keep warm.
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
In Michigan winters, the choice between being warm and being slutty is rough, but i can think of several slutty things we can do together to keep warm.