Michigan Sea Monster
@blueblork.bsky.social
2.5 on a good day, and does not even have the personality to make up for it. Not a short king, but a short jester. Slightly kinky NSFW accountant.
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I have so many things i should be doing today, but nothing I want to be doing.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I have so many things i should be doing today, but nothing I want to be doing.
I have not worn this for a minute but saw several other men in singlets today and figured I would join in.
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have not worn this for a minute but saw several other men in singlets today and figured I would join in.
I am going to need some of that zone 12 shiny luck. Shiny megadex is only at 37/62.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am going to need some of that zone 12 shiny luck. Shiny megadex is only at 37/62.
Seeing the Zeraora trailer for Mega Dimensions has me just waiting to transfer up my shiny Zeraora.
I am aware it will never be able to go back, but I am okay with that.
I am aware it will never be able to go back, but I am okay with that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Seeing the Zeraora trailer for Mega Dimensions has me just waiting to transfer up my shiny Zeraora.
I am aware it will never be able to go back, but I am okay with that.
I am aware it will never be able to go back, but I am okay with that.
Video: "people who dont have autism or adhd dont spend hours researching autism and adhd thinking they have it."
Me: "sure they do, everyone does."
Video: "they do not relate to every adhd/autism meme they see."
Me: "that is a lie."
Me: "sure they do, everyone does."
Video: "they do not relate to every adhd/autism meme they see."
Me: "that is a lie."
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Video: "people who dont have autism or adhd dont spend hours researching autism and adhd thinking they have it."
Me: "sure they do, everyone does."
Video: "they do not relate to every adhd/autism meme they see."
Me: "that is a lie."
Me: "sure they do, everyone does."
Video: "they do not relate to every adhd/autism meme they see."
Me: "that is a lie."
I was hunting the shiny static alpha Pikachu and Zone 6 gave me this big golden pillow instead. Mega Shalpha count: 7
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I was hunting the shiny static alpha Pikachu and Zone 6 gave me this big golden pillow instead. Mega Shalpha count: 7
I wonder if Umbreon and Espeon are getting some love in Mega Dimensions, because I realized today they are the only 2 eeveelutions who do not show up under the tower.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wonder if Umbreon and Espeon are getting some love in Mega Dimensions, because I realized today they are the only 2 eeveelutions who do not show up under the tower.
My life in Lumiose City has become me side eyeing shiny pokemon and asking them if they are new, or if they have been here the whole time.
Then bombarding them with balls.
Then bombarding them with balls.
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My life in Lumiose City has become me side eyeing shiny pokemon and asking them if they are new, or if they have been here the whole time.
Then bombarding them with balls.
Then bombarding them with balls.
How to fight the Sunday scaries: replace the toy and spend all day flooding these guts.
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How to fight the Sunday scaries: replace the toy and spend all day flooding these guts.
I phased a few times looking for my Drampa.
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I phased a few times looking for my Drampa.
I just want to not feel ashamed after talking to a doctor. Is that unreasonable? I dont feel like it should be.
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I just want to not feel ashamed after talking to a doctor. Is that unreasonable? I dont feel like it should be.
I kind of love it when a doctor has to eat their words. Told her I have had erectile issues since being put on a series of medications and she insisted it was not a side effect of any of them. Then she looked them up. The deadpan "oh" was so satisfying.
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I kind of love it when a doctor has to eat their words. Told her I have had erectile issues since being put on a series of medications and she insisted it was not a side effect of any of them. Then she looked them up. The deadpan "oh" was so satisfying.
Some hole, for those of you for whom it is already Friday.
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Some hole, for those of you for whom it is already Friday.
So many of my coworkers get calls that are just "yes, uh huh, okay, uh huh." And just once I want one of them to hang up and say "the queen is coming"
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So many of my coworkers get calls that are just "yes, uh huh, okay, uh huh." And just once I want one of them to hang up and say "the queen is coming"
It has been a long day, so now it is time to sit back and unwind.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It has been a long day, so now it is time to sit back and unwind.
I am going to need a man who is cool with me being an internet whore, so I am going to need one of y'all to bite the bullet and date me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I am going to need a man who is cool with me being an internet whore, so I am going to need one of y'all to bite the bullet and date me.
This game thinks it is funny.
(Two of these are alphas)
(Two of these are alphas)
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This game thinks it is funny.
(Two of these are alphas)
(Two of these are alphas)
I know I have lots of work to go, but I think my legs are starting to look pretty okay.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I know I have lots of work to go, but I think my legs are starting to look pretty okay.
The snow has come to SE Michigan, so it is time to pack it in and snuggle up for the winter.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The snow has come to SE Michigan, so it is time to pack it in and snuggle up for the winter.
Shiny mega-dex 22/65.
The Shalpha dex is...not there yet. Working on it though.
The Shalpha dex is...not there yet. Working on it though.
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Shiny mega-dex 22/65.
The Shalpha dex is...not there yet. Working on it though.
The Shalpha dex is...not there yet. Working on it though.
Glad that worked out. Now I need to do some online battles.
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Glad that worked out. Now I need to do some online battles.