Carmine Bello
bluebello.bsky.social
Carmine Bello
@bluebello.bsky.social
Godless heathen. Lover of science and life.
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"I want a government that does things *for* me, not one that things *to* me.

-Nayyera Haq
Is there *anything* these ICEholes *won't* blame on immigrants?
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Only in America 🙄
“Feeling threatened by the price of milk? We got you covered.“
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Republicans hate it when we call them Nazis. So stop Nazi shit then. This is not a difficult concept.
To be fair, it’s sorta the unofficial symbol of the #Trump regime—
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This should surprise no one who's even been remotely paying attention to this administration.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Yes, insulting a female reporter by calling them "Piggy" is way more respectful than the previous administration... who never did any such thing. 🙄
Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?

Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thanks MAGAts, your America first bullshit means America alone.
Swedish Deputy PM: Sweden needs to pick its friends wisely, and we are choosing Canada… So when we come to America, we come to Canada now.
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"Rigged Census"
He keeps forgetting he was president during the last census.
Translation: “I will be impeached—again”
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Is there *anything* these people won't blame on immigrants?
Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Trump is a master at solving problems he created, well aware of just how spectacularly stupid his base is.
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Of all the liars in this administration, this guy does it with a smile.
It's almost psychotic... like a serial killer about to torture his victim.
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?

HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--

KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's like country is being governed by the comments section of the worst rightwing websites.
I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
No one ever said conservatives were logical or even internally consistent.
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Absofuckinglutely!
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There's nothing quite like Republicans solving problems they created.
Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you have to ask "What's the point of standards?" you probably shouldn't be in any position of any company that relies on them.

It's almost like she was given the job simply because she's a rightwing hack.
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The 50 year mortgage is an insane idea. When I heard about 15 year car loans I thought that was parody, clearly making mocking 50 year mortgage idea. But it's real!

When your idea is so stupid, people think it's a joke.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Absofuckinglutely!
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We just had a election last fucking week where Dems won everywhere... and how do they thank all those voters? By caving to Republicans *again* with a mere promise of a ACA vote.

This is what we would have expected if Dems *lost*.

Schumer and evey Dem who votes for this needs to go!
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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ATTN: If you were on the Sandwich Guy jury and you'd like to chat, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous! Please share this post!
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Um, do federal prosecutors *really* want to take the position that it's not okay to receive something of value from … Qatar?

I can think of 747 reasons why they shouldn't. 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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An ICE officer who shot a US citizen in Chicago last month bragged about the incident in texts afterwards, according to court documents.

It’s just one of the latest examples of how, contrary to the Trump administration’s own narrative, the agents supposedly helping are posing a danger to residents.
A Border Patrol agent bragged about shooting someone, texts show
"Sweet. My fifteen mins of fame. Lmao."
www.motherjones.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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ICE in downtown Atlantic City, NJ

PLEASE SHARE
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump sniffing contractors is pretty on-brand.
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is really well done. Humor is the best way to deal with our current flavor of fascism.
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM