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kelburn gorman
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constitutionally incapable. hockey, bad puns, and your mum's ginger crunch. they/them
If you see this, post a chef
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sometimes being up at 5am for work isn't so terrible
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I mean I drove all the way out to Lower Hutt this morning in this weather to get my vote in so idk what all your excuses are
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's October, its spring, its raining, the hockey's on, and it's 3-0. Yeah.
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Nights like this, you wanna get warm and cosy and snuggled deep in your nice and comfy bed, turn on the flightradar app, and thank GOD you're not one of those poor suckers on JQ267 right now
April 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
rewatching 'conclave' today for no particular reason
April 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I love how Microsoft 365 makes it so easy to ignore your work emails by never ever letting you log in to see them!! Thanks Microsoft!!
March 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Please remember to tag off, little buddy
March 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Why am I actually not surprised by this. The second we get a character that uses gender neutral language to refer to itself and y'all gotta be weird about it.
I keep seeing people say that Murderbot refers to itself as "she/her" in the books (you know, the ones I wrote). Could someone comment with a quote (from the books I wrote) or point me (the writer) to where that is? Maybe I can clear up the confusion. In the books. Which I wrote.
March 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
decided to start 'the pitt' out of curiosity and the 'e.r.' nostalgia is way too real. it's fine and nothing mindblowing but I would absolutely die for mel.
March 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
y'all need us, cos without us, your doctors are just guessing.
📢 More than 70 percent of New Zealand town and cities would lose access to medical laboratory testing for their public hospital, or primary care system, or both for at least 72 hours.
Testing delays as lab workers begin rolling strikes
www.rnz.co.nz
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Car was very lovely" Oscar Piastri the driver that you are
March 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
OSCAAAAAAAAR
March 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reading the new Hunger Games book to distract myself from the horrors.
March 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
McLaren gonna take a few years off my life this season, I'm sure
March 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"OOF" yeah. Oof.
March 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
PAPAYAAAAAAAAA
March 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Oh come on come on come onnnnn
March 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Oh no Liam lol
March 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
the FUCK just happened
March 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oscaaaaaaaaar
March 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This isn't gonna be a race, its gonna be the hunger games
March 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Melbourne is the ONLY race I can literally watch without giving money to sky sport, so let's fucking GO, I am seated.
March 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reposted by kelburn gorman
Simply the GOAT
March 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM