@iwriteok.bsky.social do you know if G Gordon Liddy and Kissinger ever interacted
July 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social do you know if G Gordon Liddy and Kissinger ever interacted
not to toot my own horn but i will suck my own dick. and some bullshit local ordinance will not stop me
July 25, 2023 at 12:46 PM
not to toot my own horn but i will suck my own dick. and some bullshit local ordinance will not stop me
my ENT doctor told me i could cure my schizotype by skeeting (well they said tweeting but they’re a normie) my delusions into the void
July 25, 2023 at 11:01 AM
my ENT doctor told me i could cure my schizotype by skeeting (well they said tweeting but they’re a normie) my delusions into the void
i have revised my stance. i cannot stomach nor “blow” a load
July 25, 2023 at 2:30 AM
i have revised my stance. i cannot stomach nor “blow” a load
politics and realities aside ; (on bluesky) i’m a simple farmer. real simple. reallly simple. plowing my fields, sowing my yields. skeeting all over my smart phone. it’s the only thing smart about me
July 25, 2023 at 1:29 AM
politics and realities aside ; (on bluesky) i’m a simple farmer. real simple. reallly simple. plowing my fields, sowing my yields. skeeting all over my smart phone. it’s the only thing smart about me
blue check out that big red x on the ground under the gigantic piano dangling from a shit rope. go blue check that out dumbass
July 5, 2023 at 1:55 AM
blue check out that big red x on the ground under the gigantic piano dangling from a shit rope. go blue check that out dumbass
the ISP sent me some kind of threatening letter in the mail saying they were auditing me for unpaid taxes, fucking ghouls
Me: *refuses to pay my ISP*
ISP: *turns off my internet*
Me: this outage is REQUIRED so I can identify and eliminate BOTS and other BAD ACTORS from my wifi network and prevent AI from scraping my Netflix queue
ISP: *turns off my internet*
Me: this outage is REQUIRED so I can identify and eliminate BOTS and other BAD ACTORS from my wifi network and prevent AI from scraping my Netflix queue
July 4, 2023 at 8:44 PM
the ISP sent me some kind of threatening letter in the mail saying they were auditing me for unpaid taxes, fucking ghouls
4th of July, 1985. Cool beer in my hand, bucket of firecrackers right next to my cock. I go to light my cigarette (my life’s about to change forever.) A gull flys in front of my face and says in a booming voice “DON’T INVEST IN YOUR FRIEND’S APARTMENT COMPLEX.” before stealing my cig and flying away
July 4, 2023 at 1:29 PM
4th of July, 1985. Cool beer in my hand, bucket of firecrackers right next to my cock. I go to light my cigarette (my life’s about to change forever.) A gull flys in front of my face and says in a booming voice “DON’T INVEST IN YOUR FRIEND’S APARTMENT COMPLEX.” before stealing my cig and flying away
old lady tried to flex her retirement on me today “i don’t even know what day it is” lady we’re at the lake it’s a hundred degrees and your douche nephew has america swim trunks covering his hog. it’s christmas, and you’re getting a knuckle sandwich if you keep talking to me
July 4, 2023 at 5:09 AM
old lady tried to flex her retirement on me today “i don’t even know what day it is” lady we’re at the lake it’s a hundred degrees and your douche nephew has america swim trunks covering his hog. it’s christmas, and you’re getting a knuckle sandwich if you keep talking to me