The singing, Derby wearing, snow worm, moving around on his junk is kind of upsetting.

These are brilliant!

If we stop going to the bathroom, don’t we explode when we’re 32?

Andy! Andy!

Wait! It’s only been three weeks since the end of the baseball season? I’m never going to make it to March.…

Realizing, of course, the myriad less savory responses to my question…

And what may I do with my bat?

Also paved by them. And for them.

All those photos, it’s almost like somebody was trying to keep a record of what was going on, just in case they might need it in some future “situation.”

Nope, that’s all. It was a metaphor, and I don’t know what to do to answer an actual question regarding it. I guess next time we see each other, you can smack me in the back of the head. That always works for Mom.

3D printing.

An excellent question.

Lincoln? No?

William Wyler: Hell's Heroes (1929), Dodsworth (1936), Wuthering Heights (1939), The Letter (1940), The Little Foxes (1941) Mrs. Miniver (1942), The Best Years of Our Lives (1946), Roman Holiday (1953), Friendly Persuasion (1956), Ben-Hur (1959), and The Collector (1965).

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?