☆blorp☆
@blorp444.bsky.social
He/She/They mix it up!::>
17 years of age
17 years of age
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no one:
spiders:
spiders:
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
no one:
spiders:
spiders:
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He is going to say "pinky swear you will protect our border. And buy more booze and stuff from us. "
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
Trump: i’m speaking with Trudeau tomorrow morning and Mexico tomorrow morning too
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He is going to say "pinky swear you will protect our border. And buy more booze and stuff from us. "
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
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Do Inklings really die in water?
I'm laying the most controversial piece of Splatoon lore to rest once and for all:
Yes. And it's more important than you think.
A feature-length, 1 hour and 20+ minute lore dump. Video out now for patrons, everyone else, see you Friday!
patreon.com/rassicas
I'm laying the most controversial piece of Splatoon lore to rest once and for all:
Yes. And it's more important than you think.
A feature-length, 1 hour and 20+ minute lore dump. Video out now for patrons, everyone else, see you Friday!
patreon.com/rassicas
January 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Do Inklings really die in water?
I'm laying the most controversial piece of Splatoon lore to rest once and for all:
Yes. And it's more important than you think.
A feature-length, 1 hour and 20+ minute lore dump. Video out now for patrons, everyone else, see you Friday!
patreon.com/rassicas
I'm laying the most controversial piece of Splatoon lore to rest once and for all:
Yes. And it's more important than you think.
A feature-length, 1 hour and 20+ minute lore dump. Video out now for patrons, everyone else, see you Friday!
patreon.com/rassicas
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I tend to have pretty good timing. For example, I started getting therapy like four weeks ago.
January 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I tend to have pretty good timing. For example, I started getting therapy like four weeks ago.
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a lot of u are misunderstanding this as straight vs gay vs lesbians and let me be honest:
this is fem for butch vs butch for butch vs fem for fem.
open your brain. everything can be lesbians, u dont have to choose white chocolate... be free...
this is fem for butch vs butch for butch vs fem for fem.
open your brain. everything can be lesbians, u dont have to choose white chocolate... be free...
January 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
a lot of u are misunderstanding this as straight vs gay vs lesbians and let me be honest:
this is fem for butch vs butch for butch vs fem for fem.
open your brain. everything can be lesbians, u dont have to choose white chocolate... be free...
this is fem for butch vs butch for butch vs fem for fem.
open your brain. everything can be lesbians, u dont have to choose white chocolate... be free...
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Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.
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it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
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Unknown species of #fungi found growing on a shield bug in the New Forest, UK #fungifriends #zombiefriends
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Unknown species of #fungi found growing on a shield bug in the New Forest, UK #fungifriends #zombiefriends
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remember even if things don't always look good, if you can, be the change you want to see in the world. Even if you get nothing back, be a nice person and you never know how it might change someone's life on accident :)
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
remember even if things don't always look good, if you can, be the change you want to see in the world. Even if you get nothing back, be a nice person and you never know how it might change someone's life on accident :)
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Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙
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yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed
January 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
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🎁Garden Trills giveaway! 🎁
I'm giving out 2 keys of the game to celebrate tomorrow's release!! 💚 Thanks again everyone for your support!
To participate
❤️Like 🔄Retweet 💬Comment
The giveaway ends in 24h! (13PM CET - 4AM PT)
I'm giving out 2 keys of the game to celebrate tomorrow's release!! 💚 Thanks again everyone for your support!
To participate
❤️Like 🔄Retweet 💬Comment
The giveaway ends in 24h! (13PM CET - 4AM PT)
December 11, 2024 at 11:49 AM
🎁Garden Trills giveaway! 🎁
I'm giving out 2 keys of the game to celebrate tomorrow's release!! 💚 Thanks again everyone for your support!
To participate
❤️Like 🔄Retweet 💬Comment
The giveaway ends in 24h! (13PM CET - 4AM PT)
I'm giving out 2 keys of the game to celebrate tomorrow's release!! 💚 Thanks again everyone for your support!
To participate
❤️Like 🔄Retweet 💬Comment
The giveaway ends in 24h! (13PM CET - 4AM PT)
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🌷🐦Garden Trills releases on Thursday!! 🐦🌷
🏡🌷· explore the town's whimsical gardens
🐥💬· meddle in local bird drama
🌱🪻· grow magical flower to solve platforming puzzles
👒👜· pick up adorable fits
Add it to your wishlist not to miss it! (🔗👇)
#indiegame #cozygame #gamedev
🏡🌷· explore the town's whimsical gardens
🐥💬· meddle in local bird drama
🌱🪻· grow magical flower to solve platforming puzzles
👒👜· pick up adorable fits
Add it to your wishlist not to miss it! (🔗👇)
#indiegame #cozygame #gamedev
December 9, 2024 at 12:37 PM
🌷🐦Garden Trills releases on Thursday!! 🐦🌷
🏡🌷· explore the town's whimsical gardens
🐥💬· meddle in local bird drama
🌱🪻· grow magical flower to solve platforming puzzles
👒👜· pick up adorable fits
Add it to your wishlist not to miss it! (🔗👇)
#indiegame #cozygame #gamedev
🏡🌷· explore the town's whimsical gardens
🐥💬· meddle in local bird drama
🌱🪻· grow magical flower to solve platforming puzzles
👒👜· pick up adorable fits
Add it to your wishlist not to miss it! (🔗👇)
#indiegame #cozygame #gamedev
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i found this old car video i made and wanted to share it with the world once more
November 30, 2024 at 1:40 AM
i found this old car video i made and wanted to share it with the world once more
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM
i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
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this convention is making the Splatoon fan in me happy C:
i’ve found so much cool stuff. and there was even a stamp rally!! i love the print of all the participating artists characters! 💜
despite the heat today, still a cool day c: gonna do it all again tomorrow >w<
i’ve found so much cool stuff. and there was even a stamp rally!! i love the print of all the participating artists characters! 💜
despite the heat today, still a cool day c: gonna do it all again tomorrow >w<
November 8, 2024 at 6:48 AM
this convention is making the Splatoon fan in me happy C:
i’ve found so much cool stuff. and there was even a stamp rally!! i love the print of all the participating artists characters! 💜
despite the heat today, still a cool day c: gonna do it all again tomorrow >w<
i’ve found so much cool stuff. and there was even a stamp rally!! i love the print of all the participating artists characters! 💜
despite the heat today, still a cool day c: gonna do it all again tomorrow >w<