you can use an email alias service like Firefox Relay for stuff like this so when your email inevitably gets sold you can just disable the alias

ibuprofem

I'm almost certain you'd end up with significantly more speeding ticket revenue using an average speed camera system. Apart from obscuring your plates, I can't think of any way you'd be able to cheat them.

I think about this every time I drive to the nearest major city, about 60 miles, which is unfortunately, quite often. The speed limit is 75 for most of the way, and for most of the way you'll see people weaving through traffic going 90+. It's a terrifying drive and there is zero enforcement.

I strongly recommend using an email alias service like Relay or addy. There are free tiers, and you get a dashboard where you can deactivate aliases. It's basically a requirement in order to use the internet at this point.

"smiting jihadists across the globe" -- would you say the work you're doing is holy, Sebastian? Fighting for Christianity across the globe? A holy kind of fight?

Did you really need to generate some AI slop for this joke?

There are some subreddits with a lot of good resources -- r/IWantOut (general) and r/AmerExit (US-specific).

So you'd be fine with "I need a paycheck," and it wouldn't count against the applicant?

please don’t hurt elon’s baby, by which i do not mean the child he medically neglected to the point the mother was tweeting at him to try and get help, or the one whose rights he’s trying to take away, or the one he carries around like a human shield. of course i mean the car

I have wanted this for so long

Go play Tiny Glade instead