Crusty Slit
@bloopidybloop.bsky.social
I just want to watch grisly horror movies in a tastefully decorated room (He/Him)
Blah blah tits blah blah
September 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Blah blah tits blah blah
Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar
BECAUSE NOBDOY EVER TAKES PICS OF ME SO THEY ARE ALL SELFIES
August 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
BECAUSE NOBDOY EVER TAKES PICS OF ME SO THEY ARE ALL SELFIES
Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.
August 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.
It was a titty kind of morning
June 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It was a titty kind of morning
Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!
June 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!
The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈
March 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈
Idk what this is but here it is
February 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Idk what this is but here it is
Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)
Who wants to watch The Menu with me?
February 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Who wants to watch The Menu with me?
Hope all you beautiful fuckasses have a great weekend! I did biceps today.
January 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hope all you beautiful fuckasses have a great weekend! I did biceps today.
It’s my birthday so I’m gonna eat an entire sheet cake and nobody can stop me
January 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s my birthday so I’m gonna eat an entire sheet cake and nobody can stop me
Good lighting really is witchcraft
January 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Good lighting really is witchcraft
Haircut cured me (probably for sure yeah?)
December 23, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Haircut cured me (probably for sure yeah?)
It’s so pretty 🥹
December 3, 2024 at 12:52 PM
It’s so pretty 🥹
Get all up in there
December 1, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Get all up in there
I’ll wear spooky shirts all goddamn year if I want
December 1, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I’ll wear spooky shirts all goddamn year if I want
When you’re the funniest of all your friends and they start getting jealous
November 30, 2024 at 3:25 PM
When you’re the funniest of all your friends and they start getting jealous
Was looking very scruffy this morning
November 26, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Was looking very scruffy this morning
The tree is decorated and I managed to not burn my entire house down in the process
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
The tree is decorated and I managed to not burn my entire house down in the process
Some say I have a belly but I don’t really see it
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Some say I have a belly but I don’t really see it