Crusty Slit
@bloopidybloop.bsky.social
I just want to watch grisly horror movies in a tastefully decorated room (He/Him)
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September 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar
Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.
August 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.
It was a titty kind of morning
June 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It was a titty kind of morning
Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!
June 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!
The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈
March 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈
Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter 🥹
March 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter 🥹
Idk what this is but here it is
February 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Idk what this is but here it is
Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)
It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!
February 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!
Who wants to watch The Menu with me?
February 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Who wants to watch The Menu with me?
Fuck do I enjoy cheese
February 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Fuck do I enjoy cheese
Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘
February 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘
You can kinda see my quads through my thigh fat now 😌
February 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
You can kinda see my quads through my thigh fat now 😌
I truly cannot stand dudes who SCREAM at the top of their lungs at the end of a set at the gym. If you need to do all that to muster strength, please just lower your weight and shut up lol
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I truly cannot stand dudes who SCREAM at the top of their lungs at the end of a set at the gym. If you need to do all that to muster strength, please just lower your weight and shut up lol
Up early to get a massage then I’ll go to the gym and then maybe someone can give me another massage but from the inside 😃
January 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Up early to get a massage then I’ll go to the gym and then maybe someone can give me another massage but from the inside 😃
Hope all you beautiful fuckasses have a great weekend! I did biceps today.
January 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hope all you beautiful fuckasses have a great weekend! I did biceps today.
Idk how some gays have the mental fortitude to submit themselves to be RATED by gay instagram accounts lol
January 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Idk how some gays have the mental fortitude to submit themselves to be RATED by gay instagram accounts lol
It’s my birthday so I’m gonna eat an entire sheet cake and nobody can stop me
January 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s my birthday so I’m gonna eat an entire sheet cake and nobody can stop me
Good lighting really is witchcraft
January 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Good lighting really is witchcraft
Haircut cured me (probably for sure yeah?)
December 23, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Haircut cured me (probably for sure yeah?)
PLEASE don’t put your bare ass on your board games 🥲
December 12, 2024 at 1:47 PM
PLEASE don’t put your bare ass on your board games 🥲