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bloodstarvedbeast.bsky.social
Dani
@bloodstarvedbeast.bsky.social
She/her

I love twin peaks, horror movies and JoJo's bizarre adventure among others
Could a depressed person do this? (Makes your luv is my drug reggaeton)
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I need a million dollars
September 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I need one million dollars it's important
September 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
" I need to pee"
"I'm thirsty"
"seems like we could solve both our problems at the same time"
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"Stopping at the gas station"
August 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I'm so glad that you love Carcassonne so much that now you're spreading it"
August 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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You can do whatever you want with your body but 1000 years after you die I could send archaeologists to bully you. I hope that's enough to intimidate you. I'm extremely shy. I can't even talk to rude customers without crying…
July 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
What if her name was Stevie Knicks and she was a basketball team
July 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Eat a fistful of blueberries over the sink to RESTORE HEALTH
July 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Archaeological finding showing ancient human sleeping with q cpqp
June 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just saw like 6 cockroaches on my front door please keep me in your prayers
June 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They're always hiring at alcoholism low bar for entry at becoming an alcoholic
June 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Worst thing Abt cockroaches is they like to come out at the scariest times it is 11 pm i am in my home!!
May 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Bad bitches get CPAP machines
May 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
They took "isn't anything" off Spotify I'm gonna die
April 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Listening to the one piece soundtrack and pondering capitalism
April 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Buying a girl 2 drinks omg she's so hot and mysterious

Shoving burger in my mouth
April 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Legalize Burger 🍔
April 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Have we tried having girls be dictators? Is that anything
April 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Should we even be funding this kind of research
March 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Pro tip puke at the start of a party BEFORE you start drinkingto spare yourself later
March 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My dab rig comes with a flickable bean
March 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM