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Wife: "You don't look like a crackhead."
Me: "That's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me." ❤️
Me: "That's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me." ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wife: "You don't look like a crackhead."
Me: "That's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me." ❤️
Me: "That's the sweetest thing you've ever said about me." ❤️
❄️ I love snow, but I ain't ready for snow tomorrow. ❄️
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
❄️ I love snow, but I ain't ready for snow tomorrow. ❄️
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Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
And now we present:
Monday: Part 2.
Monday: Part 2.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
And now we present:
Monday: Part 2.
Monday: Part 2.
How do people not like candy corn?
October 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How do people not like candy corn?
*Tries so hard to not become the class clown. 🤡 *
September 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*Tries so hard to not become the class clown. 🤡 *
I haven't been this trauma bonded since I was part of highschool theatre.
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I haven't been this trauma bonded since I was part of highschool theatre.
My apathy has shifted into high gear.
September 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My apathy has shifted into high gear.
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stop trying to make civil war happen
September 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
stop trying to make civil war happen
Man these intrusive thoughts are just working overtime this weekend, huh?
September 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Man these intrusive thoughts are just working overtime this weekend, huh?
"There's always a bigger fish." But conversely, there's always a smaller fish. 🐟
August 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"There's always a bigger fish." But conversely, there's always a smaller fish. 🐟
I've always been one to promptly reply to an email and not receive that same promptness back. But when I do I'm always shocked?
August 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I've always been one to promptly reply to an email and not receive that same promptness back. But when I do I'm always shocked?
One of my old teachers asked me "what is Magic the Gathering?" And we do not have time for that lol
August 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
One of my old teachers asked me "what is Magic the Gathering?" And we do not have time for that lol
Do nf-t's still exist? Or do people just not talk about them anymore? (Typed it that way because scared of being bombarded by bots)
August 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Do nf-t's still exist? Or do people just not talk about them anymore? (Typed it that way because scared of being bombarded by bots)
How much could one banana cost, Michael?
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
How much could one banana cost, Michael?
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Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance theonion.com/travis-...
August 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance theonion.com/travis-...
August 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I hope Hannah Hart is doing okay.
August 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I hope Hannah Hart is doing okay.
Feelin cute, might do 85 torts multiple choice questions 🥰
July 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Feelin cute, might do 85 torts multiple choice questions 🥰
Someone wrote "What the fuck is a contract?" On the whiteboard and... same. #JustLawSchoolThings
July 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Someone wrote "What the fuck is a contract?" On the whiteboard and... same. #JustLawSchoolThings
Tort law is actually short for tortoise law. We've learned all about how turtles sue each other. 🐢
July 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Tort law is actually short for tortoise law. We've learned all about how turtles sue each other. 🐢
My focus is so bad today and I keep making excuses to pick up my phone. What am I doing? There's cases to read!
June 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My focus is so bad today and I keep making excuses to pick up my phone. What am I doing? There's cases to read!
How the fuck do we get a gay host on Queer Ultimatum? Was Tan France not available?
June 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
How the fuck do we get a gay host on Queer Ultimatum? Was Tan France not available?
Forever in that limbo of wanting to delete fb (so many gross comment bots) and keeping it to stay in touch with people from my past. #HellScape
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Forever in that limbo of wanting to delete fb (so many gross comment bots) and keeping it to stay in touch with people from my past. #HellScape
I have times where I think my brain just is too jammed full of stuff. Probably a sign to book a therapy session lmao
June 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I have times where I think my brain just is too jammed full of stuff. Probably a sign to book a therapy session lmao