Blocks Turtle
@blocksturtle.bsky.social
I have a youtube channel where I am an idiot: https://youtube.com/@thehappyhouse
Trapdoors don't uninstall themselves.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Trapdoors don't uninstall themselves.
It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that it's a giant joystick.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that it's a giant joystick.
How much do his paintings sell for?
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How much do his paintings sell for?
Definitely doo.
The japanese katakana for the game is pronounced doo.
The japanese katakana for the game is pronounced doo.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Definitely doo.
The japanese katakana for the game is pronounced doo.
The japanese katakana for the game is pronounced doo.
I wouldn't be surprised if the piggy comment does it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if the piggy comment does it.
No one likes tough chop.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No one likes tough chop.
For some reason this whole piggy thing seems to be gaining traction where his other acts of crapulence haven't.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
For some reason this whole piggy thing seems to be gaining traction where his other acts of crapulence haven't.
Just lie on your resume, what's the worst that could happen?
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just lie on your resume, what's the worst that could happen?
Can you imagine if ICE actually had a giant robot?
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Can you imagine if ICE actually had a giant robot?
It's the ultimate life-form!
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's the ultimate life-form!
The A.I. slop software that made this did a wonderful job on the book's spine.
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The A.I. slop software that made this did a wonderful job on the book's spine.
Looking back, it's amazing how massively successful this stupid ad campaign for raisins managed to get.
Video games, toys, merch, and I think there was even a cartoon at one point.
Video games, toys, merch, and I think there was even a cartoon at one point.
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking back, it's amazing how massively successful this stupid ad campaign for raisins managed to get.
Video games, toys, merch, and I think there was even a cartoon at one point.
Video games, toys, merch, and I think there was even a cartoon at one point.
I can't stand these stupid AI slop political cartoons.
DOWN WITH A.I.
UP WITH TURTLES!
DOWN WITH A.I.
UP WITH TURTLES!
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I can't stand these stupid AI slop political cartoons.
DOWN WITH A.I.
UP WITH TURTLES!
DOWN WITH A.I.
UP WITH TURTLES!
At first glance I saw a pile of seaweed on the beach.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
At first glance I saw a pile of seaweed on the beach.
Speech bubbles?
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Speech bubbles?
Someone pulled her skirt off!
How humiliating.
How humiliating.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Someone pulled her skirt off!
How humiliating.
How humiliating.
Nancy and Sluggo's entire relationship is built around their love of eating.
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Nancy and Sluggo's entire relationship is built around their love of eating.
What if you're talking to Ms. Piggy, you know, Kermit's friend?
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What if you're talking to Ms. Piggy, you know, Kermit's friend?