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NC • cat dad • Desperate Housewives enthusiast
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NC • cat dad • Desperate Housewives enthusiast
📸 instagram.com/blakewatsondailey
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POV: you’re my stress s’more
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
POV: you’re my stress s’more
I combined my Q2 and Q3 budgets for employee appreciation so I could spoil everyone for the holidays, and I cannot wait to see how excited they are.
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I combined my Q2 and Q3 budgets for employee appreciation so I could spoil everyone for the holidays, and I cannot wait to see how excited they are.
Hey does anybody know where the fuck my tree skirt is
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hey does anybody know where the fuck my tree skirt is
I just said “scandalocious” without thinking about it, and I’m really looking forward to seeing what other Wicked terminology becomes part of my lexicon.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I just said “scandalocious” without thinking about it, and I’m really looking forward to seeing what other Wicked terminology becomes part of my lexicon.
Before leaving to run an errand, my grandmother just told me not to stick any beans up my nose???? And I said I’ll try????
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Before leaving to run an errand, my grandmother just told me not to stick any beans up my nose???? And I said I’ll try????
I showed my family this Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving episode (my favorite), and my dad was the only one to giggle. Oh well!
a man in a cartoon says " i should just sorry i gotta go cook this also im married "
ALT: a man in a cartoon says " i should just sorry i gotta go cook this also im married "
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November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I showed my family this Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving episode (my favorite), and my dad was the only one to giggle. Oh well!
The Friday before an entire week of PTO… This is what every workday should feel like.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The Friday before an entire week of PTO… This is what every workday should feel like.
Revelation from therapy this morning on my absolutely hateful self-talk: Scolding myself into feeling better doesn’t work.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Revelation from therapy this morning on my absolutely hateful self-talk: Scolding myself into feeling better doesn’t work.
My idiot best friend did this to his brand new tC in 2008, before I knew him. He sold the car 6-7 years ago, but I will never let him live it down.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My idiot best friend did this to his brand new tC in 2008, before I knew him. He sold the car 6-7 years ago, but I will never let him live it down.
Only 14 unread emails?! Wishing y’all a Monday morning that’s just as pleasantly surprising! ✨
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Only 14 unread emails?! Wishing y’all a Monday morning that’s just as pleasantly surprising! ✨
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The irony is truly incredible CNN
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The irony is truly incredible CNN
Being tall makes floor lamps complicated
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Being tall makes floor lamps complicated
It’s after 8 pm and I’m still working, but I have very cuddly company. #bradthecat
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s after 8 pm and I’m still working, but I have very cuddly company. #bradthecat
FUCK I love instrumental jazz
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
FUCK I love instrumental jazz
“Dicked Down in Dallas” as a karaoke song????
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Dicked Down in Dallas” as a karaoke song????
There was a 20 minute wait. To be seated. At CHILI’S. Galinda’s marg really does slap tho
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There was a 20 minute wait. To be seated. At CHILI’S. Galinda’s marg really does slap tho
Going to Chili’s tonight for the Wicked margs. WaTcH tHiS sPaCe
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Going to Chili’s tonight for the Wicked margs. WaTcH tHiS sPaCe
Hey @developer.microsoft.com! Why do I have to do this every single time I take my first screenshot after rebooting? 🫨
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hey @developer.microsoft.com! Why do I have to do this every single time I take my first screenshot after rebooting? 🫨
So I’ve started a TikTok series where I count all the cars I own, and um…
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So I’ve started a TikTok series where I count all the cars I own, and um…
Mamdani won, I just WD40’d my squeaky desk chair, and I’m getting a haircut this afternoon. It’s a gr9 day!
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mamdani won, I just WD40’d my squeaky desk chair, and I’m getting a haircut this afternoon. It’s a gr9 day!
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On my way to steal Jonathan Bailey
November 30, 2024 at 5:00 AM
On my way to steal Jonathan Bailey
