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Liam Blizard
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Contract .NET Azure/AWS developer living on the Isle of Arran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 with my wife, daughter & dog. Likes being in the mountains, under or on the ocean, or in the stands at Sheffield United.

Codes in C#, F# and Swift

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Start the next film with "Somehow Bond Returned" and turn it into a whimsical musical pastiche. The rage will be so so intense, that by the next film everyone will have forgot that bond died.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
And "None of the other bonds follow from each other" is false since Tracy's death is referenced in multiple films (sometimes obliquely)
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
No comments, LGTM
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
My filter for this is "has this issue reached the politics section of my football clubs forum"
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hear me out. World of Warships but with only barely sea going vessels
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
To me it's clear that millions will pay more tax, many will pay the higher rate. It's not the worst telegraph sub heading i've seen
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
From a different telegraph article on the same subject
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
oh shit
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I don't see why you can't just ditch VED, and come up with a single pay per mile charge for all vehicles with a formula based on weight and emissions.
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I left my swimming goggles at the pool, went back the next day to try and get them, and the attendant pulls a tray of goggles out from underneath the desk and says "take as many as you need, we throw away 100 pairs a month"
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Pretty obvious that at some point we're going to have to switch from emissions charges to road use charges.

Have some sort of emissions v weight formula and I'll be over the moon :)
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's a bit of a mad line from someone who recently was hoping to be the deputy leader of the governing party of the U.K.
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I couldn't be fucked with it beyond the first planet.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I had a fairly rocky relationship at work with a woman called Cynthia, which exploded when I fat fingered an email response to her with the character next to the y on the keyboard.
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I remember one particularly shit time in the late 80's where I got into fights 3 times in one day.
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For the avoidance of doubt, this was in 1999 and the guy was the same age as me, not a geezer approaching his centennial.
November 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I was living with a guy in the late 90's who suggested 'we take it outside' when I queried why he was chucking away the crusts on a loaf.
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
WH Smith's Fargate, Sheffield, sometime in the mid 80's.

Billy Joel - Uptown Girl
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I now know what it means, and i think I've lost a couple of IQ points in the process.
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Being a short arse my nick name at school was Peck for about 6 months after that film came out.
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yes! Properly fucks me off that I can't access all my content in books in non apples devices.
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The ironioc thing about that essay is that Dreams by Fleetwood mac was an attempt to create perfection in the drumming.
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dreams was an attempt to create perfection in the drumming!
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM