This ain’t helping me do that A.J.

When history studies the fall of our civilization they will trace it back to Oprah hyping The Secret.
From that day on stupid people everywhere manifested their thoughts and dreams on us all. Saying and thinking was considered action and equal to proof.

Hey Josh Allen

Yeah box, I have been there.

All people deserve equal treatment so we can keep them with other detainees. If they are found to have cheated our country out of taxes by hiding it over seas we have them join their money in those countries until their debt is paid.

Since Newsom is doing the taste of their own medicine thing we should take the next step. IRS agents should raid country clubs, yacht shows, polo matches etc. Round up those that look ultra wealthy and they can be released when they prove they aren’t tax cheats.
We only want the criminals…

After tons of publicity the White House interior decorator is shocked he isn’t getting more business

This is the most misused symbol of freedom. Don’t fly Don’t Tread on Me unless you stand up for freedom against oppression, protecting rights, limiting of government abuse etc.

Flying it next to a rainbow flag would make much more sense than a MAGA or thin blue line flag.

Tell me about your mother

Everyday that passes I get closer and closer to this pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/2e7/...

Attention DOGE: we have discovered the highest concentration of government waste.

Genius at work

Exactly

Does anyone have a song that is worse earworm for you than other people?

I have been singing I’m So Ronery for 3 days.

Trump’s tariff strategy

In a surprise move, Elon Musk has agreed to buy Monsters Incorporated. Musk was quoted “MI has tremendous potential after we fire 80% of the staff and institute the Waternoose child capture plan”. Waternoose will be returning as CEO.